Remember to serve up those eggs that are of an oblong make, as being of sweeter flavor and more nutritive than the round ones:  for, being tough-shelled, they contain a male yelk.  Cabbage that grows in dry lands, is sweeter than that about town:  nothing is more insipid than a garden much watered.  If a visitor should come unexpectedly upon you in the evening, lest the tough old hen prove disagreeable to his palate, you must learn to drown it in Falernian wine mixed [with water]:  this will make it tender.  The mushrooms that grow in meadows, are of the best kind:  all others are dangerously trusted.  That man shall spend his summers healthy who shall finish his dinners with mulberries black [with ripeness], which he shall have gathered from the tree before the sun becomes violent.  Aufidius used to mix honey with strong Falernian injudiciously; because it is right to commit nothing to the empty veins, but what is emollient:  you will, with more propriety, wash your stomach with soft mead.  If your belly should be hard bound, the limpet and coarse cockles will remove obstructions, and leaves of the small sorrel; but not without Coan white wine.  The increasing moons swell the lubricating shell-fish.  But every sea is not productive of the exquisite sorts.  The Lucrine muscle is better than the Baian murex:  [The best] oysters come from the Circaean promontory; cray-fish from Misenum:  the soft Tarentum plumes herself on her broad escalops.  Let no one presumptuously arrogate to himself the science of banqueting, unless the nice doctrine of tastes has been previously considered by him with exact system.  Nor is it enough to sweep away a parcel of fishes from the expensive stalls, [while he remains] ignorant for what sort stewed sauce is more proper, and what being roasted, the sated guest will presently replace himself on his elbow.  Let the boar from Umbria, and that which has been fed with the acorns of the scarlet oak, bend the round dishes of him who dislikes all flabby meat:  for the Laurentian boar, fattened with flags and reeds, is bad.  The vineyard does not always afford the most eatable kids.  A man of sense will be fond of the shoulders of a pregnant hare.  What is the proper age and nature of fish and fowl, though inquired after, was never discovered before my palate.  There are some, whose genius invents nothing but new kinds of pastry.  To waste one’s care upon one thing, is by no means sufficient; just as if any person should use all his endeavors for this only, that the wine be not bad; quite careless what oil he pours upon his fish.  If you set out Massic wine in fair weather, should there be any thing thick in it, it will be attenuated by the nocturnal air, and the smell unfriendly to the nerves will go off:  but, if filtrated through linen, it will lose its entire flavor.  He, who skillfully mixes the Surrentine wine with Falernian lees, collects the sediment with a pigeon’s egg:  because the yelk sinks to the bottom, rolling down with it all the heterogeneous