marks of the feet of mice in the cold gravy which remained
on the dish, I forced myself to cut off a wedge, and,
after removing a thick layer of meat on the exposed
sides, essayed to eat the heart of the wedge.
The sheep and its progenitors had been fed on garlic
from all time, and the mutton had been boiled in a
decoction of that noxious herb; and this dish was
in its turn rejected like the others. There was
nothing for it but salad, and bread, and wine; but
when the salad appeared, after a long time had been
spent in the kitchen in saturating the withered greens
with oil and vitriolic vinegar, there, perched on
the top like one of those animals which sometimes spoil
one’s enjoyment of a strawberry-bed, was a huge
onion, with numerous satellites peeping out from under
the leaves. About this time, a short diversion
was caused by the reappearance of one of the large
hounds, whose mind was not at ease as to the completeness
of the previous elimination of the cats from the
salle-a-manger;
and the diabolical noise and scuffle which ensued
upon his investigation of a dark corner, showed that
his doubts had been well grounded. Then I discovered
that there was no butter to be had, and no milk; and
when coffee was mentioned, a pan was brought out for
making that beverage, which a bullet-maker with any
regard for appearances would have declined to use
for melting his lead in. Finally, under the pressure
of dire hunger, I returned to the mutton, and contrived
to swallow a small piece, the taste of which did not
leave me for four or five days.
The interior of the house, where the bedrooms were,
gave forth an odour which must be familiar to all
who have burrowed in out-of-the-way places in France,
approaching more nearly, perhaps, to the smell of damp
cocks and hens than anything else; and the bedroom
door was guarded by a huge mis-shapen dog, which evidently
intended to pass the night there, if it could not
get into the room itself. The street on to which
the window looked was still populous with the inhabitants
of Die; and a man with whom I had already had a conversation
respecting the glaciere, who appeared to perform some
of the functions of landlord of the hotel, was audibly
engaged in hiring a man to accompany me on the following
day. The man whom he was attempting to persuade
was evidently of an independent turn of mind, and
said that as it would be an affair of fifteen or sixteen
hours at least, he would not go through so much unless
his proposed comrade were a true bonhomme; a
difficulty which the landlord set at rest by asseverations
so ready and so circumstantial, that I determined
to take everything he might tell me, on any subject,
with many grains of allowance.