The Ladies Delight eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 20 pages of information about The Ladies Delight.

The Ladies Delight eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 20 pages of information about The Ladies Delight.

  When nipping Cold bites off our Nose,
  And hoary Frosts the Morn disclose,
  In Hot-beds only then ’twill live,
  And only when-well warm’d will thrive;
  But when warm Summer does appear,
  ’Twill stand all brunts in open Air;
  Tho’ oft they’re overcome with Heat,
  And sink with Nurture too replete;
  Then Birchen Twigs, if right apply’d
  To Back, Fore-part, or either Side——­
  Support a while, and keep it up,
  Tho’ soon again the Plant will droop.

Motteux had one very untow’rd, And thought to mend it with a Cord, But kill’d the Tree, yet gain’d his End, Which makes th’ Experiment condemn’d.

  Others have thought to mend the Root,
  By taking from the Tree its Fruit;
  But in the Nutmegs lies the Breed,
  And when they’re gone we lose the Seed;
  Tho’ Virtuosi still have don’t,
  And always found it yield Accompt;
  For Hey——­gg——­r then buys the Wood,
  And of it makes us Whistles good,
  Which yearly from Italia sent,
  Here answers his and our Intent.

Others too curious will innoc Ulate their Plants on Medlars Stock, (i.e. as Tongues in Vulgar pass, They graft it on an Open-arse;) But Gardeners, Virtuosi, all, Say this is most unnatural.

  That Soil is certainly the best,
  Whence first it sprang, and first increast,
  In Vallies hollow, soft, and warm,
  With Hills to ward off every Storm,
  Where Water salt runs trickling down,
  And Tendrils lie o’er all the Ground,
  Such as the Tree itself shoots forth,
  And better if’t be tow’rds the North;
  When such a Piece of Ground you see,
  If in the midst a Pit there be,
  There plant it deep unto the Root,
  And never fear——­you’ll soon have Fruit.

  Tho’ let young Botanists beware
  Of Insects that oft’ harbour there,
  Which ’mongst the tender Fibres breed,
  And if not kill’d, eat up the Seed
  Good Humphrey Bowen gives another,
  (As each Man should assist his Brother)
  That is, to take especial Care
  Not to set Vulvaria near;
  Of them two Sorts are frequent found,
  One helps, and to’ther spoils the Ground;
  And many a Plant thriving and tall,
  Destroy’d by them, has got a Fall.

  But Misan’s taken this just napping,
  And against all Things that can happen
  Both to the Shrub and Tree, has told some
  How to make the deadliest Wholesome;
  These venomous Vulvaria grow
  At Vaux-Hall and St. James’s too;
  Nay, and about the Tree so leap,
  That very few good Plants can ’scape.

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