in Lent:
Therefore as the old Woman very Tart
Once said, when against Thunder she did Fart,
’Twas only tit for tat, so if the Men
Do clap the Whores, and Whores Claps them agen,
Tis only tit for tat; tis very true,
What’s good for Goose is good for Gander too.
Therefore as the old Woman very Tart
Once said, when against Thunder she did Fart,
’Twas only tit for tat, so if the Men
Do clap the Whores, and Whores Claps them agen,
Tis only tit for tat; tis very true,
What’s good for Goose is good for Gander too.
The fifth Comfort of Whoring answer’d.
What if a Man is in a marry’d State?
Confin’d to one does am’rous Heat abate,
Or shew me him (altho’ he were in need.)
That always wou’d upon one Diet feed
When once a Woman’s by a Man enjoy’d
For good and all, his Appetite is cloy’d.
Therefore he fixes on some wanton Miss
Whom rather than his Wife behalf he’d Kiss,
For as it’s oft reported now a days,
A Thing that’s fresh, fresh Courage, too will raise
The Sixth Comfort of Whoring, Answer’d
What Man wou’d shun the Plagues of Pox and Pills,
Or all the ails that are in Doctors Bills,
Rather than not be circled in the Arms
Of one that tempts you with a thousand Charms,
And tho’ she long has lost her Maidenhead,
Yet such Dexterity she’ll shew in Bed,
That, Sir, your Mouth wou’d water o’re and o’re,
To feed again upon a skilful Whore.
The seventh Comfort of Whoring Answer’d.
’Tis true, the Fop that thinketh to secure’d
To himself, in private Lodgins some fine Whore
He is a Fool, for she’ll not be confin’d,
To any Man altho’ he’s are so kind;
For being then high Pampered and Fed,
In absence of her Cull she takes to Bed
Another, that with Gold allures her too,
That she may not to her Gallant be true;
For thinks she, when her Chap is tir’d quite,
And turns her off in others to delight,
From all she can she’ll privately receive,
Which may her great Necessities relieve,
When that she bids adieu her Master’s Bed,
To get by publick jilting Tricks her Bread.
The eighth Comfort of Whoring, Answer’d.
If any Man’s in Love with any Whore,
Why ought he not to lavish all his Store
Upon her? Since, to make the Fop admire,
Those prety Features which sets him a fire,
She’s often at the Charge of Velvit Hoods,
Silk Stockins, Velvit Scarves and other Goods,
Lac’d Shoes, rich Mantoe’s, Gloves and Diamond Rings
Fine Linnen, Gowns, and other costly things.
The ninth Comfort of Whoring Answer’d
If any has a Jilt some time sustain’d,
Who has imperious o’re his Pocket reign’d,
And he’s grown weary of so sweet a Life,
Or else being jealous takes to him a Wife;
The Whore can do no less than fling and tear,
And on th’ inconstant Coxcomb Vengeance swaer,
For leaving her in this her state of Sin;
And let the World know what the Spark has been,
Unless a Pension he to her allows,
That she may not his Roguery disclose.