and humor enough to furnish forth half-a-dozen ordinary
sporting novels.” “Told with the
sparkle and vivacity of a past-mistress in the art
of novel writing,” said the
Review; while
Miranda, of
Smart Society, positively bubbled
with enthusiasm. “You must forgive me, Aminta,”
wrote this young person, “if I have not sent
the description I promised of Madame Lulu’s
new creations and others of that ilk. I must a
tale unfold; Tom came in yesterday and began to rave
about the Honorable Mrs. Scudamore Runnymede’s
last novel,
A Bad Un to Beat. He says all
the Smart Set are talking of it, and it seems the
police have to regulate the crowd at Mudie’s.
You know I read everything Mrs. Runnymede writes, so
I set out Miggs directly to beg, borrow or steal a
copy, and I confess I burnt the midnight oil before
I laid it down. Now, mind you get it, you will
find it so awfully
chic.” Nearly
all the novelists on Messrs Beit’s list were
ladies, their works all ran to three volumes, and all
of them pleased the
Press, the
Review,
and Miranda of
Smart Society. One of these
books,
Millicent’s Marriage, by Sarah
Pocklington Sanders, was pronounced fit to lie on
the school-room table, on the drawing-room bookshelf,
or beneath the pillow of the most gently nurtured of
our daughters. “This,” the reviewer
went on, “is high praise, especially in these
days when we are deafened by the loud-voiced clamor
of self-styled ‘artists.’ We would
warn the young men who prate so persistently of style
and literature, construction and prose harmonies, that
we believe the English reading public will have none
of them. Harmless amusement, a gentle flow of
domestic interest, a faithful reproduction of the open
and manly life of the hunting field, pictures of innocent
and healthy English girlhood such as Miss Sanders
here affords us; these are the topics that will always
find a welcome in our homes, which remain bolted and
barred against the abandoned artist and the scrofulous
stylist.”
He turned over the pages of the little book and chuckled
in high relish; he discovered an honest enthusiasm,
a determination to strike a blow for the good and
true that refreshed and exhilarated. A beaming
face, spectacled and whiskered probably, an expansive
waistcoat, and a tender heart, seemed to shine through
the words which Messrs Beit had quoted; and the alliteration
of the final sentence; that was good too; there was
style for you if you wanted it. The champion of
the blushing cheek and the gushing eye showed that
he too could handle the weapons of the enemy if he
cared to trouble himself with such things. Lucian
leant back and roared with indecent laughter till
the tabby tom-cat who had succeeded to the poor dead
beasts looked up reproachfully from his sunny corner,
with a face like the reviewer’s, innocent and
round and whiskered. At last he turned to his
parcel and drew out some half-dozen sheets of manuscript,
and began to read in a rather desponding spirit; it