“Oh,” said the Scotchman, “allow me to doubt. I understand the distribution of blood among the planters, because I am a homoeopathist; but what could your pipe gain by being diluted among four men?”
“The first filled it, the second lighted it, the third handed it and the fourth smoked it. I hate tobacco.”
The witticism appeared generally agreeable, and I laughed with the rest. The cheerful philosopher in the gray coat passed out: as he left the room, followed subserviently by his interlocutors, he bowed very pleasantly to me and shook hands with my guardian the engineer.
“You know him?” I said to the latter.
“Just as well as you,” he replied: “is it possible you don’t recognize him? It is Fortnoye.”
“What! Fortnoye—the Ancient of the wine-cellar at Epernay?”
“Certainly.”
“In truth it is the same jolly voice. Then his white beard was a disguise?”
“What would you have?”
“I am glad he is the same: I began to think the mystifiers here were as dangerous as those of the champagne country. At any rate, he is a bright fellow.”
“He is not always bright. A man with so good a heart as his must be saddened sometimes, at least with others’ woes, and he does not always escape woes of his own.”
This sentiment affected me, and irritated me a little besides, for I felt that it was in my own vein, and that it was I who had a right to the observation. I immediately quoted an extract from an Icelandic Saga to the effect that dead bees give a stinging quality to the very metheglin of the gods. We exchanged these remarks in crossing the vestibule of the hotel: a carriage was standing there for my friend.
“I am sorry to leave you. I have a meeting with a Prussian engineer about bridges and canals and the waterworks of Vauban, and everything that would least interest you. I must cross immediately to Kehl. I leave you to finish the geography of Strasburg.”
“I know Strasburg by heart, and am burning to get out of it. I want to cross the Rhine, for the sake of boasting that I have set foot in the Baden territory. By the by, how have I managed to come so far without a passport?”
“This did it,” said my engineer, tapping the tin box, which a waiter had restored to me in a wonderful state of polish. “I put a plan or two in it, with some tracing muslin, and allowed a spirit-level to stick out. You were asleep. I know all the officials on this route. I had only to tap the box and nod. You passed as my assistant. Nobody could have put you through but I.”