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The landlord brought the ale, placed it on the table, and then stood as if waiting for something.
‘I suppose you are waiting to be paid,’ said I, ‘what is your demand?’
‘Sixpence for this jug, and sixpence for the other,’ said the landlord.
I took out a shilling and said: ’It is but right that I should pay half of the reckoning, and as the whole affair is merely a shilling matter, I should feel obliged in being permitted to pay the whole, so, landlord, take the shilling, and remember you are paid.’ I then delivered the shilling to the landlord, but had no sooner done so than the man in grey, starting up in violent agitation, wrested the money from the other, and flung it down on the table before me saying:—
’No, no, that will never do. I invited you in here to drink, and now you would pay for the liquor which I ordered. You English are free with your money, but you are sometimes free with it at the expense of people’s feelings. I am a Welshman, and I know Englishmen consider all Welshmen hogs. But we are not hogs, mind you! for we have little feelings which hogs have not. Moreover, I would have you know that we have money, though perhaps not so much as the Saxon.’ Then putting his hand into his pocket, he pulled out a shilling, and giving it to the landlord, said in Welsh: ’Now thou art paid and mayst go thy ways till thou art again called for. I do not know why thou didst stay after thou hadst put down the ale. Thou didst know enough of me to know that thou didst run no risk of not being paid.’
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‘Young gentleman,’ said the huge, fat landlord, ’you are come at the right time; dinner will be taken up in a few minutes, and such a dinner,’ he continued, rubbing his hands, ’as you will not see every day in these times.’
‘I am hot and dusty,’ said I, ’and should wish to cool my hands and face.’
‘Jenny!’ said the huge landlord, with the utmost gravity, ’show the gentleman into number seven that he may wash his hands and face.’
‘By no means,’ said I, ’I am a person of primitive habits, and there is nothing like the pump in weather like this.’