coats of the band of the regiment stationed across
the stream, the tents for the competitors to change
in, the dark wondering faces of Kafirs and coolies,
who cannot comprehend why white people should
take so much trouble and run so much risk to amuse
themselves. We certainly must appear to them to
be possessed by a restless demon of energy, both in
our work and our play, and never more so than on this
hot afternoon, when, amid much shouting and laughing,
the various water-races came off. The steeplechase
amused us a great deal, where the competitors had to
swim over and under various barriers across the river;
and so did the race for very little boys, which was
a full and excellent one. The monkeys took to
the water as naturally as fishes, and evidently enjoyed
the fun more than any one. Indeed, the difficulty
was to get them out of the water and into the tents
to change their swimming costume after the race was
over. But the most interesting event was one meant
to teach volunteers how to swim rivers in case of
field service, and the palm lay between the Natal
Carbineers and a smart body of mounted police.
At a given signal they all plunged on horseback into
the muddy water, and from a very difficult part of
the bank too, and swam, fully accoutred and carrying
their carbines, across the river. It was very
interesting to watch how clever the horses were, and
how some of their riders slipped off their backs the
moment they had fairly entered the stream and swam
side by side with their steeds until the opposite bank
was reached; and then how the horses paused to allow
their dripping masters to mount again—no
easy task in heavy boots and saturated clothes, with
a carbine in the left hand which had to be kept dry
at all risks and hazards. When I asked little
G—— which part he liked best, he
answered without hesitation, “The assidents”
(anglice, accidents), and I am not sure that he was
not right; for, as no one was hurt, the crowd mightily
enjoyed seeing some stalwart citizen in his best clothes
suddenly topple from his place of vantage on the deceitfully
secure-looking but rotten branch of a tree and take
an involuntary bath in his own despite. When
that citizen further chanced to be clad in a suit
of bright-colored velveteen the effect was much enhanced.
It is my private opinion that G——
was longing to distinguish himself in a similar fashion,
for I constantly saw him “lying out” on
most frail branches, but try as he might, he could
not accomplish a tumble.
JANUARY 17.
I have had an opportunity lately of attending a Kafir lit de justice, and I can only say that if we civilized people managed our legal difficulties in the same way it would be an uncommonly good thing for everybody except the lawyers. Cows are at the bottom of nearly all the native disputes, and the Kafirs always take their grievance soberly to the nearest magistrate, who arbitrates to the best