and probably tedious comparison and elucidation, to
make it intelligible. No such drawback attaches
to the almost more famous
Drapier’s Letters,
of which I give the first and second. They were
written at the very zenith of their author’s
marvellous powers, and at the time when his
saeva
indignatio was heated seven times hotter than
usual by the conviction that his last hope of English
promotion was gone. Their circumstances are simple
and well known. Wood had received a patent to
coin copper money for Ireland to the amount of L108,000.
Most commentators seem to think that he would have
done this honestly enough; to me the simple fact that
on the revocation of his patent a pension of L3000
a year was given to him in compensation is proof enough
of the contrary. It is impossible to imagine
any honest profit on a transaction of such a nature
to such an amount which could rise to the capital value
of such a pension. That Swift was instigated
to take up his pen against the transaction by private
griefs against the Ministry is extremely probable;
that the thing was not a job less so. As before,
I must refer to biographers for the details of the
matter; the text is what interests us here. I
shall only remind the reader that Swift was fifty-seven
when the ‘Drapier’ wrote, that
Gulliver
appeared about three years later, and that Swift himself
expired—lunatic and miserable beyond utterance—on
the 19th October 1745, twenty-one years after all
Dublin and half England had rung with the boldness
and the triumph of the ’Drapier.’_)
I
TO THE TRADESMEN, SHOP-KEEPERS, FARMERS, AND COMMON-PEOPLE IN GENERAL,
OF THE KINGDOM OF IRELAND; CONCERNING THE BRASS HALF-PENCE COINED BY
MR. WOOD.
Brethren, Friends, Countrymen, and Fellow Subjects—What
I intend now to say to you, is, next to your duty
to God, and the care of your salvation, of the greatest
concern to yourselves, and your children; your bread
and clothing, and every common necessary of life entirely
depend upon it. Therefore I do most earnestly
exhort you as men, as Christians, as parents, and
as lovers of your country, to read this paper with
the utmost attention, or get it read to you by others;
which that you may do at the less expence, I have ordered
the printer to sell it at the lowest rate.
It is a great fault among you, that when a person
writes with no other intention than to do you good
you will not be at the pains to read his advices:
one copy of this paper may serve a dozen of you, which
will be less than a farthing a-piece. It is your
folly that you have no common or general interest
in your view, not even the wisest among you, neither
do you know or enquire, or care who are your friends
or who are your enemies.