The Holly-Tree eBook

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The Holly-Tree eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 50 pages of information about The Holly-Tree.
out his pastry in the dead of the night.  Yet even he was not insensible to the stings of conscience, for he never went to sleep without being heard to mutter, “Too much pepper!” which was eventually the cause of his being brought to justice.  I had no sooner disposed of this criminal than there started up another of the same period, whose profession was originally house-breaking; in the pursuit of which art he had had his right ear chopped off one night, as he was burglariously getting in at a window, by a brave and lovely servant-maid (whom the aquiline-nosed woman, though not at all answering the description, always mysteriously implied to be herself).  After several years, this brave and lovely servant-maid was married to the landlord of a country Inn; which landlord had this remarkable characteristic, that he always wore a silk nightcap, and never would on any consideration take it off.  At last, one night, when he was fast asleep, the brave and lovely woman lifted up his silk nightcap on the right side, and found that he had no ear there; upon which she sagaciously perceived that he was the clipped housebreaker, who had married her with the intention of putting her to death.  She immediately heated the poker and terminated his career, for which she was taken to King George upon his throne, and received the compliments of royalty on her great discretion and valour.  This same narrator, who had a Ghoulish pleasure, I have long been persuaded, in terrifying me to the utmost confines of my reason, had another authentic anecdote within her own experience, founded, I now believe, upon Raymond and Agnes, or the Bleeding Nun.  She said it happened to her brother-in-law, who was immensely rich,—­which my father was not; and immensely tall,—­which my father was not.  It was always a point with this Ghoul to present my clearest relations and friends to my youthful mind under circumstances of disparaging contrast.  The brother-in-law was riding once through a forest on a magnificent horse (we had no magnificent horse at our house), attended by a favourite and valuable Newfoundland dog (we had no dog), when he found himself benighted, and came to an Inn.  A dark woman opened the door, and he asked her if he could have a bed there.  She answered yes, and put his horse in the stable, and took him into a room where there were two dark men.  While he was at supper, a parrot in the room began to talk, saying, “Blood, blood!  Wipe up the blood!” Upon which one of the dark men wrung the parrot’s neck, and said he was fond of roasted parrots, and he meant to have this one for breakfast in the morning.  After eating and drinking heartily, the immensely rich, tall brother-in-law went up to bed; but he was rather vexed, because they had shut his dog in the stable, saying that they never allowed dogs in the house.  He sat very quiet for more than an hour, thinking and thinking, when, just as his candle was burning out, he heard a scratch at the door.  He opened the
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