out his pastry in the dead of the night. Yet
even he was not insensible to the stings of conscience,
for he never went to sleep without being heard to
mutter, “Too much pepper!” which was eventually
the cause of his being brought to justice. I
had no sooner disposed of this criminal than there
started up another of the same period, whose profession
was originally house-breaking; in the pursuit of which
art he had had his right ear chopped off one night,
as he was burglariously getting in at a window, by
a brave and lovely servant-maid (whom the aquiline-nosed
woman, though not at all answering the description,
always mysteriously implied to be herself).
After several years, this brave and lovely servant-maid
was married to the landlord of a country Inn; which
landlord had this remarkable characteristic, that he
always wore a silk nightcap, and never would on any
consideration take it off. At last, one night,
when he was fast asleep, the brave and lovely woman
lifted up his silk nightcap on the right side, and
found that he had no ear there; upon which she sagaciously
perceived that he was the clipped housebreaker, who
had married her with the intention of putting her to
death. She immediately heated the poker and
terminated his career, for which she was taken to
King George upon his throne, and received the compliments
of royalty on her great discretion and valour.
This same narrator, who had a Ghoulish pleasure,
I have long been persuaded, in terrifying me to the
utmost confines of my reason, had another authentic
anecdote within her own experience, founded, I now
believe, upon Raymond and Agnes, or the Bleeding
Nun. She said it happened to her brother-in-law,
who was immensely rich,—which my father
was not; and immensely tall,—which my father
was not. It was always a point with this Ghoul
to present my clearest relations and friends to my
youthful mind under circumstances of disparaging contrast.
The brother-in-law was riding once through a forest
on a magnificent horse (we had no magnificent horse
at our house), attended by a favourite and valuable
Newfoundland dog (we had no dog), when he found himself
benighted, and came to an Inn. A dark woman opened
the door, and he asked her if he could have a bed there.
She answered yes, and put his horse in the stable,
and took him into a room where there were two dark
men. While he was at supper, a parrot in the
room began to talk, saying, “Blood, blood!
Wipe up the blood!” Upon which one of the
dark men wrung the parrot’s neck, and said he
was fond of roasted parrots, and he meant to have
this one for breakfast in the morning. After
eating and drinking heartily, the immensely rich, tall
brother-in-law went up to bed; but he was rather vexed,
because they had shut his dog in the stable, saying
that they never allowed dogs in the house. He
sat very quiet for more than an hour, thinking and
thinking, when, just as his candle was burning out,
he heard a scratch at the door. He opened the