had been mutton for many ages. He was a man
with a weird belief in him that no one could count
the stones of Stonehenge twice, and make the same number
of them; likewise, that any one who counted them three
times nine times, and then stood in the centre and
said, “I dare!” would behold a tremendous
apparition, and be stricken dead. He pretended
to have seen a bustard (I suspect him to have been
familiar with the dodo), in manner following:
He was out upon the plain at the close of a late autumn
day, when he dimly discerned, going on before him
at a curious fitfully bounding pace, what he at first
supposed to be a gig-umbrella that had been blown from
some conveyance, but what he presently believed to
be a lean dwarf man upon a little pony. Having
followed this object for some distance without gaining
on it, and having called to it many times without receiving
any answer, he pursued it for miles and miles, when,
at length coming up with it, he discovered it to be
the last bustard in Great Britain, degenerated into
a wingless state, and running along the ground.
Resolved to capture him or perish in the attempt,
he closed with the bustard; but the bustard, who had
formed a counter-resolution that he should do neither,
threw him, stunned him, and was last seen making off
due west. This weird main, at that stage of
metempsychosis, may have been a sleep-walker or an
enthusiast or a robber; but I awoke one night to find
him in the dark at my bedside, repeating the Athanasian
Creed in a terrific voice. I paid my bill next
day, and retired from the county with all possible
precipitation.
That was not a commonplace story which worked itself
out at a little Inn in Switzerland, while I was staying
there. It was a very homely place, in a village
of one narrow zigzag street, among mountains, and you
went in at the main door through the cow-house, and
among the mules and the dogs and the fowls, before
ascending a great bare staircase to the rooms; which
were all of unpainted wood, without plastering or papering,—like
rough packing-cases. Outside there was nothing
but the straggling street, a little toy church with
a copper-coloured steeple, a pine forest, a torrent,
mists, and mountain-sides. A young man belonging
to this Inn had disappeared eight weeks before (it
was winter-time), and was supposed to have had some
undiscovered love affair, and to have gone for a soldier.
He had got up in the night, and dropped into the village
street from the loft in which he slept with another
man; and he had done it so quietly, that his companion
and fellow-labourer had heard no movement when he
was awakened in the morning, and they said, “Louis,
where is Henri?” They looked for him high and
low, in vain, and gave him up. Now, outside
this Inn, there stood, as there stood outside every
dwelling in the village, a stack of firewood; but the
stack belonging to the Inn was higher than any of
the rest, because the Inn was the richest house, and