That he was absolutely the greatest statesman America has produced is, to all Kentuckians, a fact so sure that they doubt the honesty or the sanity of any one who hints otherwise.  He is their ideal, the perfect man, the model for all youths to imitate, and the standard by which all other statesmen are gauged.  Clay to Kentucky scores one hundred.  And as he was at the last defeated for the highest office, which they say was his God-given right, there is a flavor of martyrdom in his history that is the needed crown for every hero.

Complete success alienates man from his fellows, but suffering makes kinsmen of us all.  So the South loves Henry Clay.

He is so well loved that he is apotheosized, and thus the real man to many is lost in the clouds.  With his name, song and legend have worked their miracles, and to very many Southern people he is a being separate and apart, like Hector or Achilles.

With my cousin, Little Emily, I am always very frank—­and you can be honest and frank with so few in this world of expediency, you know!  We are so frank in expression that we usually quarrel very shortly.  And so I explained to Emily just what I have written here, as to the real Henry Clay being lost.

She contradicted me flatly and said, “To love a person is not to lose him—­you never lose except through indifference or hate!” I started to explain and had gotten as far as, “It is just like this,” when the conversation was interrupted by the arrival of General Bellicose, who had come to take us riding behind a spanking pair of geldings, that I was assured were standard bred.

In Lexington you never use the general term “horse.”  You speak of a mare, a gelding, a horse, a four-year-old, a weanling or a sucker.  To refer to a trotter as a thoroughbred is to suffer social ostracism, and to obfuscate a side-wheeler with a single-footer is proof of degeneracy.  This applies equally to the ethics of the ballroom or the livery-stable.  In Kentucky they read Richard’s famous lines thus:  “A saddler! a saddler! my kingdom for a saddler!” So when I complimented General Bellicose on his geldings and noted that they went square without boots or weights, and that he used no blinders, it thawed the social ice, and we were as brothers.  Then I led the way cautiously to Henry Clay, and the General assured me that in his opinion the Henry Clays were even better than the George Wilkes.  To be sure, Wilkes had more in the ’thirty list, but the Clays had brains, and were cheerful; they neither lugged nor hung back, whereas you always had to lay whip to a Wilkes in order to get along a bit, or else use a gag and overcheck.

I pressed Little Emily’s hand under the lap-robe and asked her if all Kentuckians were believers in metempsychosis.  “Colonel Littlejourneys is making fun of you, General,” said Little Emily; “the Colonel is talking about the man, and you are discussing trotters!”

And then I apologized, but the General said it was he who should make the apology, and raising the carriage-seat brought out a box of genuine Henry Clay Havanas, in proof of amity.