humor. He’d brought some liquor down far
the boys, and he’d be’n drinkin’
a little hisse’f, enough to feel it. He
didn’t drink much—that is to say,
he didn’t git drunk adzactly; but he tuck his
dram, you understand. You see, they made ther
own whisky in them days, and it was n’t nothin’
like the bilin’ stuff you git now. Old
Ezry had a little still, and allus made his own whisky,
enough far fambly use, and jist as puore as worter,
and as harmless. But now-a-days the liquor you
git’s rank pizen. They say they put tobacker
in it, and strychnine, and the Lord knows what; ner
I never knowed why, ‘less it was to give it
a richer-lookin’ flavor, like. Well, Ezry
he ‘d brought up a jug, and the boys had be’n
a-takin’ it purty free; I seed that as quick
as I went in. And old Ezry called out to me to
come and take some, the first thing. Told him
I did n’t b’lieve I keered about it; but
nothin’ would do but I must take a drink with
the boys; and I was tired anyhow and I thought a little
would n’t hurt; so I takes a swig; and as I set
the jug down Bills spoke up and says, “You’re
a stranger to me, and I’m a stranger to you,
but I reckon we can drink to our better acquaintance,”
er somepin’ to that amount, and poured out another
snifter in a gourd he’d be’n a-drinkin’
coffee in, and handed it to me. Well, I could
n’t well refuse, of course, so I says, “Here
’s to us,” and drunk her down—mighty
nigh a half pint, I reckon. Now, I railly did
n’t want it, but, as I tell you, I was obleeged
to take it, and I downed her at a swaller and never
batted an eye, far, to tell the fact about it, I liked
the taste o’ liquor; and I do yit, only I know
when I’ got enough. Jist then I didn’t
want to drink on account o’ Steve. Steve
couldn’t abide liquor in no shape ner form—far
medicine ner nothin’, and I ’ve allus
thought it was his mother’s doin’s.
Now, a few months afore this I ’d be’n
to Vincennes, and I was jist a-tellin’ Ezry
what they was a-astin’ far ther liquor there—far
I ’d fetched a couple o’ gallon home with
me ’at I ’d paid six bits far, and pore
liquor at that: And I was a-tellin’ about
it, and old Ezry was a-sayin’ what an oudacious
figger that was, and how he could make money a-sellin’
it far half that price, and was a-goin’ on a-braggin’
about his liquor—and it was a good article—far
new whisky,—and jist then Steve comes in,
jist as Bills was a-sayin’ ’at a man ’at
wouldn’t drink that whisky wasn’t no man
at all. So, of course, when they ast Steve to
take some and he told ’em no, ’at he was
much obleeged, Bills was kind o’ tuck down,
you understand, and had to say somepin’; and
says he, “I reckon you ain’t no better
’n the rest of us, and we ’ve be’n
a-drinkin’ of it.” But Steve did n’t
let on like he noticed Bills at all, and rech and
shuck hands with the other boys and ast how they was
all a-comin’ on.