“Deuce take the Wolf and all his race!”
Not doubting thus to gain admission.
The Kid, not void of all suspicion,
Peer’d through a crack, and cried,
“Show me white paw before
You ask me to undo the door.”
The Wolf could not, if he had died,
For wolves have no connection
With paws of that complexion.
So, much surprised, our gourmandiser
Retired to fast till he was wiser.
How would the Kid have been undone
Had she but trusted to the
word
The Wolf by chance had overheard!
Two sureties better are than one;
And cautions worth its cost,
Though sometimes seeming lost.
The Fox, the Monkey, and the Animals
Left kingless by the lion’s
death,
The beasts once met, our story
saith,
Some fit successor to install.
Forth from a dragon-guarded, moated place,
The crown was brought and, taken from
its case,
And being tried by turns on
all,
The heads of most were found
too small;
Some horned were, and some
too big;
Not one would
fit the regal gear.
Forever ripe for such a rig,
The Monkey, looking very queer,
Approached with antics and
grimaces,
And, after scores of monkey
faces,
With what would seem a gracious stoop,
Pass’d through the crown as through
a hoop.
The beasts, diverted with
the thing,
Did homage to him as their
king.
The Fox alone the vote regretted,
But yet in public never fretted.
When he his compliments had
paid
To royalty, thus newly made,
“Great sire, I know
a place,” said he,
“Where lies
conceal’d a treasure,
Which, by the right of royalty,
Should bide your
royal pleasure.”
The King lack’d not
an appetite
For such financial
pelf,
And, not to lose his royal
right,
Ran straight to
see it for himself.
It was a trap, and he was
caught.
Said Reynard, “Would
you have it thought,
You Ape, that you can fill
a throne,
And guard the rights of all,
alone.
Not knowing how to guard your
own?”
The beasts all gathered
from the farce,
That stuff for kings is very
scarce.
The Rat and the Oyster
A country Rat of little brains,
Grown weary of inglorious
rest,
Left home with all its straws and grains,
Resolved to know beyond his
nest.
When peeping through the nearest fence,
“How big the world is, how immense!”
He cried; “there rise the Alps,
and that
Is doubtless famous Ararat.”
His mountains were the works of moles,
Or dirt thrown up in digging holes!
Some days of travel brought him where
The tide had left the Oysters bare.
Since here our traveller saw the sea,