neither prestige nor numerical strength, for
the four-fifths’ standard made vegetarians of
many who had tolerated—while it lasted—the
principle of equal rights, or two ounces of each animal.
A transposition of parties occurred. But none
abstained from opening the floodgates of their wrath
on the authors of the latest menu. The
authors’ apologists, for—tell it not
in Gath!—they had apologists still, argued
that there were restaurants in Paris where cooked
horse was a speciality. But special pleading so
palpable only aggravated the prevailing resentment
to the dish. There were a great many customs
in Paris equally foreign to our, shall I say, Imperial
ways; together with a plethora of scientific chefs
who could metamorphose anything—rats as
well as horses. There were revolutionaries in
France in sufficient numbers to make traffic in gruesome
dietary pay; and plenty of fodder, besides, with which
to “fatten” beasts. All this gammon
respecting Continental precedent and taste was beside
the question; it only invited gratuitous vituperation
of the French nation. An ugly feature of the traffic
was suggested by the fact that horses were dying from
sheer starvation. The Sanitary Authorities had
become experts in the use of the revolvers with which
they expedited the demise of the poor beasts.
Everybody has doubtless known of the repulsion one
feels against partaking of the flesh of a cow that
dies a natural death. All of us, perhaps,
have unconsciously relished it at one time or another,
when butchers were above suspicion. But when
it was a question of a horse—well, I will
not conjure up the horror of the situation. The
horses used for food were all slaughtered;
but the suspicion existed that they might not have
been, and to lay the bogey in minds governing old-fashioned
stomachs was not easy. These old Whigs argued
that the meat we ate was “dead” meat, from
“dead” animals (which was indisputable).
All this apart, however, it was manifest even to the
devil-may-care fellows who are usually satisfied with
enough of a thing, that the horses were “too
thin.” The Authorities kept inviting owners
to sell their beasts for “slaughtering purposes”;
good prices were offered for “fat horses.”
Advertisements (in huge capitals) to this effect disfigured
our newspaper for a long while, and though we did
not regard it as such it was a nice piece of humour.
The “fat” horses were all too few for fighting,
and were reserved for fighting. The artfulness
of “slaughtering purposes” can be appreciated
accordingly.
Wednesday was interesting, Colonel Chamier having persuaded Kekewich to let him off on a little expedition. He took with him a small battery of guns, a picked force of mounted men (on “fat” horses), and wended his way towards Alexandersfontein. On the journey he divided his force and left half of it with a Maxim at a Mr. Fenn’s farm. The jolly Boers had evidently, and not unnaturally, assumed that they had cured us of our weakness for