as if they were worth their weight in gold—as
indeed they nearly were. Ever and anon the bearer
of a bird would be saluted by a passer-by who would
desire to know its price. On hearing it he would
enjoy a good laugh, or relieve his feelings with a
good oath in deprecation of avarice so naked.
Another would pause and say nothing, but with a baleful
gleam in his eye would set himself to measure the
proportions—not of the chicken, but of him
who carried it, while he mentally calculated his chances
of success in a tussle, and shaped in his mind a desperate
resolve to enjoy one good meal and then die, or perish,
anyhow, in the attempt. All the provision shops
were still open, but there was nothing for sale in
half them. Tinned meats had given out; this was
considered the last straw, even by the fastidiously
clean, and the toxicologist who liked his salmon fresh.
Five, ten, twenty shillings, any sum would be given
for a tin of anything, and such bribes (despite Martial
Law) were frequently placed in the hollow of a merchant’s
hand, the while he was beseeched in a whisper to slip
a friend a can of something carnal. But the grocer
was adamant every time; he could not do it; and a
display of principle is easy when it springs as much
from necessity as from good emotions. The Military
Authorities had been commandeering goods of all sorts—“bully
beef” among the rest—and storing
them away in the catacombs of Kimberley. Now,
the public were anxious to know the meaning of the
corner in “bully beef”; but nobody could
explain it. A vast quantity of cigarettes had
been commandeered, too; but nobody could explain that
either. Most of the “paper,” it may
be said, was not smoked; it was handed back to the
tobacconists when the siege was raised, and possibly
some canned things were surrendered as well.
The hospital was certainly pretty full; care was taken
that the invalids were not neglected, and many things
were being preserved for their exclusive use.
This was only as it should be. But “bully
beef” was not reckoned just the ideal food for
invalids; and wicked people accordingly found solace
in suggesting that the military looked suspiciously
well-fed. It got abroad, too, that there were
tons of provisions (consigned to Mafeking) lying at
the railway station, and the populace wanted to know
why they were not commandeered, and sold at
a profit that would go far towards covering the then
estimated cost of the war. The possibility of
forwarding them to their destination was out of the
question; how were they to be sent out of Kimberley?
Or how into Mafeking? The military had
the power to let us eat these things, but they would
not exercise it. They preferred to allow the
butter—think of it!—to melt and
ooze through the chinks of the boxes; the cheese—great
gorgonzola!—to wax almost too high; and
the potatoes—O Raleigh!—to rot
ere they decided to annex them. When these facts
were made known the indignation aroused was very general.