The sight of the enemy’s preserves excited a
degree of interest which might be equalled—not
surpassed—by the phenomenon (in pre-war
days) of a procession of white elephants. And
in the general chorus of favourable criticism—favourable
because they were cheap, probably, if not exactly
“gift” animals—nobody looked
the cattle in the mouth. Very popular were these
confiscations; and in view of so many augmentations
of the stock at Kenilworth, it was not too much to
hope that the ravenousness of the public appetite would
be allowed its wonted scope. No longer was there
meat for breakfast, not even on Sunday morning when
we had leisure to masticate it. To tell anybody,
to hint the heresy that eight ounces of meat sufficed
to preserve health, would be indiscreet. To suggest
that an extra plate of porridge with a few sardines
thrown in (that is, to follow) might make up the deficiency,
would be rude. Tinned sardines, salmon, crawfish,
brawn, and such eatables were not reckoned fish at
all; they were eaten—to stave off starvation—but
they did not appease. As for butter; we had none
for our bread! Fresh butter was unprocurable.
Even the salted unguent sold in tins was hard to get,
and only a very good customer could buy a tin, at
a huge price, from his grocer. The hens stood
the test of the times better, and laid their eggs
generously as if nothing had happened. But their
numbers were small, and not sufficient to provide for
local consumption at any time—still less
so since chops had been proscribed. The owners
of the birds, sad to say, were in many cases small,
too—mentally; they ate more eggs, in lieu
of butter, on toast than was necessary. The price
of eggs kept daily moving up by sixpences and shillings,
and they were yet comparatively cheap at elevenpence
each (each egg!). But it was some comfort, however
cold, that money could buy eggs. They
were indubitably fresh, but beyond the reach, too “high”
(at elevenpence) for the average man, or even for men
of substance opposed on principle to eating money.
Ham and bacon, also, were expensive. The local
pork had never been highly prized. The African
pig is more noted for his speed than for the
rashers he offers when his race is run; he is tough,
and grunts vapidly; his tail corrugates rather than
curls; he eschews jewellery—his nose is
free; and the land also being free, he pays no rent.
But the ox was “off” (in large measure),
and the pig, hitherto despised, had come to be looked
up to as an asset and a “gentleman.”
In the afternoon a heavy hailstorm passed over the town; the clatter of hailstones—of enormous size—was unprecedented. It furnished a new and refreshing topic of conversation, and the war was dropped for full five minutes—while the shower lasted. Rumours Of a meditated attack on the enemy’s fortifications were the subject of much speculation; that the morrow would be a big day was the general feeling at bedtime.