city. When the Shah returned from Europe, he was
moved by what he had seen there to build a small theatre;
the theatre was built, but nothing is ever done with
it. The Teheran Bulbuls applied for its use to
give their entertainment in, and the Shah was pleased
to grant their request. The mollahs raised objections;
they said it would have a tendency to corrupt the
morals of the Persians. Once, twice, the entertainment
was postponed; but the Shah finally overruled the bigoted
priests’ objections, and “Uncle Ebenezer’s
Visit to New York” was played twice in Nasr-e-Deen’s
little gilded theatre a few days after I left, with
great success; the first night, before the Shah and
his nobles and the foreign ambassadors, and the second
night before more common folk. The two postponements
and my early departure prevented me from being on
hand as prompter. The winter before, these dusky-faced
“bul-buls” had performed before a Teheran
audience, and one who was a member at that time tells
an amusing story of the individual who acted as prompter
on that occasion. One of the performers appeared
on the stage sufficiently charged with stage-fright
to cause him to entirely forget his piece. Expecting
every moment to get the cue from the prompter’s
box, what was his horror to hear, after waiting what
probably seemed to him about an hour, instead of the
cue, in a hoarse whisper that could be distinctly
heard all over the room, the comforting remark, “I
say, Charlie, I’ve lost the blooming place!”
The American missionaries have a small chapel in Teheran,
and on Sunday morning we sometimes used to go; the
little congregation gathered there was composed of
strange elements collected together from far-off places.
From Colonel F ______, the grizzled military adventurer,
now in the Shah’s service, and who was also
with Maximilian in Mexico, to the young American lady
who is said to have turned missionary and come, broken-hearted,
to the distant East because her lover had died a few
days before they were to be married, they are an audience
of people each with a more or less adventurous history.
It is perfectly natural that it should be so; it is
the irrepressible spirit of adventure that is either
directly or indirectly responsible for their presence
here.
Half an hour after the echoes of the three cheers
and the “tiger” have died away finds me
wet-footed and engaged in fording a series of aggravating
little streams, that obstruct my path so frequently
that to stop and shed one’s foot-gear for each
soon becomes an intolerable nuisance. I should
think I can lay claim, without exaggeration, to crossing
fifty of these streams inside of ten miles. A
good-sized stream emerges from the Elburz foot-hills;
after reaching the plain it follows no regular channel,
but spreads out like an open fan into a gradually
widening area of small streams, that play their part
in irrigating a few scattering fields and gardens,
and are then lost in the sands of the desert to the