Shandygaff eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 257 pages of information about Shandygaff.

Shandygaff eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 257 pages of information about Shandygaff.

The life of a merchantman engineer would not seem, to open a fair prospect into literature.  The work is gruelling and at the same time monotonous.  Constant change of scene and absence of home ties are (I speak subject to correction) demoralizing; after the coveted chief’s certificate is won, ambition has little further to look forward to.  A small and stuffy cabin in the belly of the ship is not an inviting study.  The works of Miss Corelli and Messrs. Haig and Haig are the only diversions of most of the profession.  Art, literature, and politics do not interest them.  Picture postcards, waterside saloons, and the ladies of the port are the glamour of his that they delight to honour.

I imagine that Mr. Carville’s remarkable account (in Aliens) of his induction into the profession of marine engineering has no faint colour of reminiscence in Mr. McFee’s mind.  The filth, the intolerable weariness, the instant necessity of the tasks, stagger the easygoing suburban reader.  And only the other day, speaking of his work on a seaplane ship in the British Navy, Mr. McFee said some illuminating things about the life of an engineer: 

It is Sunday, and I have been working.  Oh, yes, there is plenty of work to do in the world, I find, wherever I go.  But I cannot help wondering why Fate so often offers me the dirty end of the stick.  Here I am, awaiting my commission as an engineer-officer of the R.N.R., and I am in the thick of it day after day.  I don’t mean, when I say “work,” what you mean by work.  I don’t mean work such as my friend the Censor does, or my friend the N.E.O. does, nor my friends and shipmates, the navigating officer, the flying men, or the officers of the watch.  I mean work, hard, sweating, nasty toil, coupled with responsibility.  I am not alone.  Most ships of the naval auxiliary are the same.
I am anxious for you, a landsman, to grasp this particular fragment of the sorry scheme of things entire, that in no other profession have the officers responsible for the carrying out of the work to toil as do the engineers in merchantmen, in transports, in fleet auxiliaries.  You do not expect the major to clear the waste-pipe of his regimental latrines.  You do not expect the surgeon to superintend the purging of his bandages.  You do not expect the navigators of a ship to paint her hull.  You do not expect an architect to make bricks (sometimes without straw).  You do not expect the barrister to go and repair the lock on the law courts door, or oil the fans that ventilate the halls of justice.  Yet you do, collectively, tolerate a tradition by which the marine engineer has to assist, overlook, and very often perform work corresponding precisely to the irrelevant chores mentioned above, which are in other professions relegated to the humblest and roughest of mankind.  I blame no one.  It is tradition, a most terrible windmill at which to tilt; but I conceive it my duty to set down
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