Shandygaff eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 257 pages of information about Shandygaff.

Shandygaff eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 257 pages of information about Shandygaff.

This book is to be used in exchange for the necessities of life on a tramp-journey from the author’s home town, through the West and back, during which he will observe the following rules: 

    (1) Keep away from the cities.

    (2) Keep away from the railroads.

    (3) Have nothing to do with money.  Carry no baggage.

    (4) Ask for dinner about quarter after eleven.

    (5) Ask for supper, lodging, and breakfast about quarter of five.

    (6) Travel alone.

    (7) Be neat, truthful, civil, and on the square.

    (8) Preach the Gospel of Beauty.

In order to carry out the last rule there will be three exceptions to the rule against baggage. (1) The author will carry a brief printed statement, called “The Gospel of Beauty.” (2) He will carry this book of rhymes for distribution. (3) Also he will carry a small portfolio with pictures, etc., chosen to give an outline of his view of the history of art, especially as it applies to America.

Perhaps I have tarried too long over Vachel; but I have set down his theories of vagabonding because many walkers will find them interesting.  “The Handy Guide for Beggars” will leave you footsore but better for the exercise.  And when the fascinating story of American literature in this decade (1910-20) is finally written, there will be a happy and well-merited corner in it for a dusty but “neat, truthful, and civil” figure from Springfield, Illinois.

A good pipeful of prose to solace yourself withal, about sunset on a lonely road, is that passage on “Lying Awake at Night” to be found in “The Forest,” by Stewart Edward White.  Major White is one of the best friends the open-air walker has, and don’t forget it!

The motors have done this for us at least, that as they have made the highways their own beyond dispute, walking will remain the mystic and private pleasure of the secret and humble few.  For us the byways, the footpaths, and the pastures will be sanctified and sweet.  Thank heaven there are still gentle souls uncorrupted by the victrola and the limousine.  In our old trousers and our easy shoes, with pipe and stick, we can do our fifteen miles between lunch and dinner, and glorify the ways of God to man.

And sometimes, about two o’clock of an afternoon (these spells come most often about half an hour after lunch), the old angel of peregrination lifts himself up in me, and I yearn and wamble for a season afoot.  When a blue air is moving keenly through bare boughs this angel is most vociferous.  I gape wanly round the lofty citadel where I am pretending to earn the Monday afternoon envelope.  The filing case, thermostat, card index, typewriter, automatic telephone:  these ingenious anodynes avail me not.  Even the visits of golden nymphs, sweet ambassadors of commerce, who rustle in and out of my room with memoranda, mail, manuscripts, aye, even these lightfoot figures fail to charm.  And the mind goes out to the endless vistas of streets, roads, fields, and rivers that summon the wanderer with laughing voice.  Somewhere a great wind is scouring the hillsides; and once upon a time a man set out along the Great North Road to walk to Royston in the rain....

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