Upon this, his egregious misadventure, calculated to do discredit to our party, and bring Media himself into contempt, Babbalanja had no scruples in taking Jarl roundly to task.  He assured him, that it argued but little brains to evince a desire to be thought familiar with all things; that however desirable as incidental attainments, conventionalities, in themselves, were the very least of arbitrary trifles; the knowledge of them, innate with no man.  “Moreover Jarl,” he added, “in essence, conventionalities are but mimickings, at which monkeys succeed best.  Hence, when you find yourself at a loss in these matters, wait patiently, and mark what the other monkeys do:  and then follow suit.  And by so doing, you will gain a vast reputation as an accomplished ape.  Above all things, follow not the silly example of the young spark Karkeke, of whom Mohi was telling me.  Dying, and entering the other world with a mincing gait, and there finding certain customs quite strange and new; such as friendly shades passing through each other by way of a salutation;—­ Karkeke, nevertheless, resolved to show no sign of embarrassment.  Accosted by a phantom, with wings folded pensively, plumes interlocked across its chest, he off head; and stood obsequiously before it.  Staring at him for an instant, the spirit cut him dead; murmuring to itself, ‘Ah, some terrestrial bumpkin, I fancy,’ and passed on with its celestial nose in the highly rarified air.  But silly Karkeke undertaking to replace his head, found that it would no more stay on; but forever tumbled off; even in the act of nodding a salute; which calamity kept putting him out of countenance.  And thus through all eternity is he punished for his folly, in having pretended to be wise, wherein he was ignorant.  Head under arm, he wanders about, the scorn and ridicule of the other world.”

Our repast concluded, messengers arrived from the prince, courteously inviting our presence at the House of the Morning.  Thither we went; journeying in sedans, sent across the hollow, for that purpose, by Donjalolo.

CHAPTER LXXXII How Donjalolo, Sent Agents To The Surrounding Isles; With The Result

Ere recounting what was beheld on entering the House of the Morning, some previous information is needful.  Though so many of Donjalolo’s days were consumed by sloth and luxury, there came to him certain intervals of thoughtfulness, when all his curiosity concerning the things of outer Mardi revived with augmented intensity.  In these moods, he would send abroad deputations, inviting to Willamilla the kings of the neighboring islands; together with the most celebrated priests, bards, story-tellers, magicians, and wise men; that he might hear them converse of those things, which he could not behold for himself.