Said Media, rising, “Babbalanja, you have indeed put aside the courtier; talking of worms and caterpillars to me, a king and a demi-god!  To renown, for your theme:  a more agreeable topic.”

“Pardon, once again, my lord.  And since you will, let us discourse of that subject.  First, I lay it down for an indubitable maxim, that in itself all posthumous renown, which is the only renown, is valueless.  Be not offended, my lord.  To the nobly ambitious, renown hereafter may be something to anticipate.  But analyzed, that feverish typhoid feeling of theirs may be nothing more than a flickering fancy, that now, while living, they are recognized as those who will be as famous in their shrouds, as in their girdles.”

Said Yoomy, “But those great and good deeds, Babbalanja, of which the philosophers so often discourse:  must it not be sweet to believe that their memory will long survive us; and we ourselves in them?”

“I speak now,” said Babbalanja, “of the ravening for fame which even appeased, like thirst slaked in the desert, yields no felicity, but only relief; and which discriminates not in aught that will satisfy its cravings.  But let me resume.  Not an hour ago, Braid-Beard was telling us that story of prince Ottimo, who inodorous while living, expressed much delight at the prospect of being perfumed and embalmed, when dead.  But was not Ottimo the most eccentric of mortals?  For few men issue orders for their shrouds, to inspect their quality beforehand.  Far more anxious are they about the texture of the sheets in which their living limbs lie.  And, my lord, with some rare exceptions, does not all Mardi, by its actions, declare, that it is far better to be notorious now, than famous hereafter?”

“A base sentiment, my lord,” said Yoomy.  “Did not poor Bonja, the unappreciated poet, console himself for the neglect of his contemporaries, by inspiriting thoughts of the future?”

“In plain words by bethinking him of the glorious harvest of bravos his ghost would reap for him,” said Babbalanja; “but Banjo,—­Bonjo,—­ Binjo,—­I never heard of him.”

“Nor I,” said Mohi.

“Nor I,” said Media.

“Poor fellow!” cried Babbalanja; “I fear me his harvest is not yet ripe.”

“Alas!” cried Yoomy; “he died more than a century ago.”

“But now that you speak of unappreciated poets, Yoomy,” said Babbalanja, “Shall I give you a piece of my mind?” “Do,” said Mohi, stroking his beard.

“He, who on all hands passes for a cypher to-day, if at all remembered hereafter, will be sure to pass for the same.  For there is more likelihood of being overrated while living, than of being underrated when dead.  And to insure your fame, you must die.”

“A rather discouraging thought for your race.  But answer:  I assume that King Media is but a mortal like you; now, how may I best perpetuate my name?”

Long pondered Babbalanja; then said, “Carve it, my lord, deep into a ponderous stone, and sink it, face downward, into the sea; for the unseen foundations of the deep are more enduring than the palpable tops of the mountains.”