and haunted all sorts of hole-and-corner debates
and public meetings and made speeches at them.
I was President of the Local Government Board at
an amateur Parliament where a Fabian ministry had to
put its proposals into black and white in the shape
of Parliamentary Bills. Every Sunday I lectured
on some subject which I wanted to teach to myself;
and it was not until I had come to the point of being
able to deliver separate lectures, without notes,
on Rent, Interest, Profits, Wages, Toryism, Liberalism,
Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, Trade-Unionism,
Co-operation, Democracy, the Division of Society into
Classes, and the Suitability of Human Nature to
Systems of Just Distribution, that I was able to
handle Social-Democracy as it must be handled before
it can be preached in such a way as to present it
to every sort of man from his own particular point
of view. In old lecture lists of the Society
you will find my name down for twelve different
lectures or so. Nowadays I have only one, for
which the secretary is good enough to invent four
or five different names. Sometimes I am asked
for one of the old ones, to my great dismay, as I
forget all about them; but I get out of the difficulty
by delivering the new one under the old name, which
does as well. I do not hesitate to say that
all our best lecturers have two or three old lectures
at the back of every single point in their best new
speeches; and this means that they have spent a
certain number of years plodding away at footling
little meetings and dull discussions, doggedly
placing these before all private engagements, however
tempting. A man’s Socialistic acquisitiveness
must be keen enough to make him actually prefer
spending two or three nights a week in speaking
and debating, or in picking up social information even
in the most dingy and scrappy way, to going to
the theatre, or dancing or drinking, or even sweethearting,
if he is to become a really competent propagandist—unless,
of course, his daily work is of such a nature as
to be in itself a training for political life; and
that, we know, is the case with very few of us
indeed. It is at such lecturing and debating
work, and on squalid little committees and ridiculous
little delegations to conferences of the three tailors
of Tooley Street, with perhaps a deputation to
the Mayor thrown in once in a blue moon or so,
that the ordinary Fabian workman or clerk must qualify
for his future seat on the Town Council, the School
Board, or perhaps in the Cabinet. It was in
that way that Bradlaugh, for instance, graduated
from being a boy evangelist to being one of the most
formidable debaters in the House of Commons. And
the only opponents who have ever held their own
against the Fabians in debate have been men like
Mr. Levy or Mr. Foote, who learnt in the same school.”
But lecturing was not the only activity of the Fabians. There were at that time local Groups, each comprising one or a dozen constituencies in London and its suburbs.