hitherto; nor, to confess the truth, will my nose be
anxious for a closer intimacy till the fumes of your
breath be a little less potent. Mercy on you,
man! the water absolutely hisses down your red-hot
gullet and is converted quite to steam in the miniature
Tophet which you mistake for a stomach. Fill
again, and tell me, on the word of an honest toper,
did you ever, in cellar, tavern, or any kind of a
dram-shop, spend the price of your children’s
food for a swig half so delicious? Now, for the
first time these ten years, you know the flavor of
cold water. Good-bye; and whenever you are thirsty,
remember that I keep a constant supply at the old
stand.—Who next?—Oh, my little
friend, you are let loose from school and come hither
to scrub your blooming face and drown the memory of
certain taps of the ferule, and other schoolboy troubles,
in a draught from the town-pump? Take it, pure
as the current of your young life. Take it, and
may your heart and tongue never be scorched with a
fiercer thirst than now! There, my dear child!
put down the cup and yield your place to this elderly
gentleman who treads so tenderly over the paving-stones
that I suspect he is afraid of breaking them.
What! he limps by without so much as thanking me,
as if my hospitable offers were meant only for people
who have no wine-cellars.—Well, well, sir,
no harm done, I hope? Go draw the cork, tip the
decanter; but when your great toe shall set you a-roaring,
it will be no affair of mine. If gentlemen love
the pleasant titillation of the gout, it is all one
to the town-pump. This thirsty dog with his red
tongue lolling out does not scorn my hospitality,
but stands on his hind legs and laps eagerly out of
the trough. See how lightly he capers away again!—Jowler,
did your worship ever have the gout?
Are you all satisfied? Then wipe your mouths,
my good friends, and while my spout has a moment’s
leisure I will delight the town with a few historical
remniscences. In far antiquity, beneath a darksome
shadow of venerable boughs, a spring bubbled out of
the leaf-strewn earth in the very spot where you now
behold me on the sunny pavement. The water was
as bright and clear and deemed as precious as liquid
diamonds. The Indian sagamores drank of it from
time immemorial till the fatal deluge of the firewater
burst upon the red men and swept their whole race
away from the cold fountains. Endicott and his
followers came next, and often knelt down to drink,
dipping their long beards in the spring. The
richest goblet then was of birch-bark. Governor
Winthrop, after a journey afoot from Boston, drank
here out of the hollow of his hand. The elder
Higginson here wet his palm and laid it on the brow
of the first town-born child. For many years it
was the watering-place, and, as it were, the washbowl,
of the vicinity, whither all decent folks resorted
to purify their visages and gaze at them afterward—at
least, the pretty maidens did—in the mirror
which it made. On Sabbath-days, whenever a babe