The nesting season is a time of tyranny and oppression for those who live in Marathon.  The birds are upon us like Hindenburg in Belgium.  We go about on tiptoe, speaking in whispers, for fear of annoying them.  It is all the fault of the Marathon Bird Club, which has offered all sorts of inducements to the fowls of the air to come and live in our suburb, quite forgetting that humble commuters have to live there, too.  Birds have moved all the way from Wynnewood and Ambler and Chestnut Hill to enjoy the congenial air of Marathon and the informing little pamphlets of our club, telling them just what to eat and which houses offer the best hospitality.  All our dwellings are girt about with little villas made of condensed milk boxes, but the feathered tyrants have grown too pernickety to inhabit these.  They come closer still, and make our homes their own.  They take the grossest liberties.

I am fond of birds, but I think the line must be drawn somewhere.  The clothes-line, for instance.  The other day Titania sent me out to put up a new clothesline; I found that a shrike or a barn swallow or some other veery had built a nest in the clothespin basket.  That means we won’t be able to hang out our laundry in the fresh Monday air and equally fresh Monday sunshine until the nesting season is over.

Then there is a gross, fat, indiscreet robin that has taken a home in an evergreen or mimosa or banyan tree just under our veranda railing.  It is an absurdly exposed, almost indecently exposed position, for the confidential family business she intends to carry on.  The iceman and the butcher and the boy who brings up the Sunday ice cream from the apothecary can’t help seeing those three big blue eggs she has laid.  But, because she has nested there for the last three springs, while the house was unoccupied, she thinks she has a perpetual lease on that bush.  She hotly resents the iceman and the butcher and the apothecary’s boy, to say nothing of me.  So these worthy merchants have to trail round a circuitous route, violating the neutral ground of a neighbor, in order to reach the house from behind and deliver their wares through the cellar.  We none of us dare use the veranda at all for fear of frightening her, and I have given up having the morning paper delivered at the house because she made such shrill protest.

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Frightening her, do I say?  Nay, it is we who are frightened.  I go round to the side of the house to prune my benzine bushes or to plant a mess of spinach and a profane starling or woodpecker bustles off her nest with shrewish outcry and lingers nearby to rail at me.  Abashed, I stealthily scuffle back to get a spade out of the tool bin and again that shrill scream of anger and outraged motherhood.  A throstle or a whippoorwill is raising a family in the gutter spout over the back kitchen.  I go into the bathroom to shave and Titania whispers sharply, “You mustn’t shave in there.  There’s