“Come in, come in, my dear; you are just in time for a hot muffin and a fried chicken wing!” he exclaimed as he rose and drew her to the table.  The old volume crashed to the floor unheeded.

“Oh, no, Major, thank you, I couldn’t think of it,” exclaimed Phoebe.  “I’m lunching on a glass of malted milk and a raw egg these days.  I lost a pound and three-quarters last week and I feel so slim and graceful.”  As she spoke she ran her hands down the charming lines of her tall figure and turned slowly around for him to get the full effect of her loss.  She was most beautifully set up and the long lines melted into curves where gracious curves ought to be.

“Nonsense, nonsense, Phoebe Donelson!” exclaimed the major.  “Every pound is an added charm.  Sit here beside me.”  And he drew her into a chair at the corner of the table.

In a twinkling of her black eyes Tempie had served her with the golden muffins and crisp chicken.  With a long sigh of absolute rapture Phoebe resigned herself to the inevitable crash of her resolutions.

“Ah, I never was so miserable and so happy in all my life before,” she said.  “I’m so hungry—­and I’m so stout—­and these muffins are wickedly delicious.”

“Phoebe,” said the major sternly, “instead of starving yourself to death you need to lie awake at night with lovers’ troubles.  Why, the summer I courted Matilda I could have wrapped my belt around me twice.  I have never been portly since.  It’s loving you need, good, hard, miserable loving.  Didn’t you ever hear of a ‘lean and hungry lover’?  Your conduct is positively—­have another muffin and this little slice of upper joint—­I say positively, unwomanly inhuman.  Are there no depths of pity in your breast?  Is your bosom of adamant?  When did you see David Kildare?  He is in a most pitiable condition.  He left here not an hour ago and I felt—­”

“Don’t worry over David, please, Major,” said Phoebe as she paused with a bit of buttered muffin suspended on the way to her white teeth.  “He is the most riotously—­thank you, Tempie, just one more—­happy individual I know.  What he wants he has, and he sees to it that he has what he wants—­to which add a most glorious leisure in which to want and have.”

“Phoebe, David Kildare has an aching void in his heart that weighs just one hundred and thirty-six pounds, lacking now I believe one and three-quarters pounds plus three muffins and a half chicken.  How can you be so heartless?” The major bent a benignly stern glance upon her which she returned with the utmost unconcern.

“He did not see you all of yesterday or the day before and only once on Monday, and then you—­”

“That sounds like one of those rhyming calendars, my dear Major.

“Monday I am going far away,
Tuesday I’ll be busy all the day,
Wednesday is the day I study French,
Thursday is the—­”

and Phoebe hummed the little nonsense jingle to him in a most beguiling manner.