Goody Two-Shoes eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 76 pages of information about Goody Two-Shoes.

Goody Two-Shoes eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 76 pages of information about Goody Two-Shoes.
him he had more Gold to hide, and desired him to appoint a Time when they might go together, and open the Earth to put it into the same Pot; the other, in Hopes of getting more Wealth, appointed the next Evening.  They went together, opened the Ground, and found the Money they had first placed there, for the artful Wretch, he so much confided in, had conveyed it again into the Pot, in order to obtain more.  Our Philosopher immediately took the Gold, and putting it into his Pocket, told the other he had now altered his Mind, and should bury it no more, till he found a Man more worthy of his Confidence.  See what People lose by being dishonest.  This calls to my Mind the Words of the Poet: 

A Wit’s a Feather, and a Chief’s a Rod,
An honest Man’s the noblest Work of God.

Remember this Story, and take Care whom you trust; but don’t be covetous, sordid and miserable; for the Gold we have is but lent us to do Good with.  We received all from the Hand of God, and every Person in Distress hath a just Title to a Portion of it.

A LETTER from the PRINTER, which he
desires may be inserted
.

SIR,

I have done with your Copy, so you may return it to the Vatican, if you please; and pray tell Mr. Angelo to brush up the Cuts, that, in the next Edition, they may give us a good Impression.

The Foresight and Sagacity of Mrs. Margery’s Dog calls to my Mind a Circumstance, which happened when I was a Boy.  Some Gentlemen in the Place where I lived had been hunting, and were got under a great Tree to shelter themselves from a Thunder Storm; when a Dog that always followed one of the Gentlemen leaped up his Horse several Times, and then ran away and barked.  At last, the Gentlemen all followed to see what he would be at; and they were no sooner gone from the Tree, but it was shivered in Pieces by Lightning!  ’Tis remarkable, that as soon as they came from the Tree the Dog appeared to be very well satisfied, and barked no more.  The Gentleman after this always regarded the Dog as his Friend, treated him in his Old Age with great Tenderness, and fed him with Milk as long as he lived.

My old Master Grierson had also a Dog, that ought to be mentioned with Regard; for he used to set him up as a Pattern of Sagacity and Prudence, not only to his Journeymen, but to the whole Neighbours.  This Dog had been taught a thousand Tricks, and among other Feats he could dance, tumble, and drink Wine and Punch till he was little better than mad.  It happened one Day, when the Men had made him drunk with Liquor, and he was capering about, that he fell into a large Vessel of boiling Water.  They soon got him out, and he recovered; but he was very much hurt, and being sensible, that this Accident arose from his losing his Senses by Drinking, he would never taste any strong Liquor afterwards.—­My old Master, on relating this Story, and shewing the Dog, used to address us thus, Ah, my Friends, had you but half the Sense of this poor Dog here, you would never get fuddled, and be Fools.

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