that some will laugh me to scorn, neither have I tasted
at any time of such a fowl so served, yet have I heard
it more than once to be used in the country, where
their geese are driven to the field like herds of
cattle by a gooseherd, a boy also no less to be marvelled
at than the other. For, as it is rare to hear
of a gelded gander, so is it strange to me to see
or hear of geese to be led to the field like sheep;
yet so it is, and their gooseherd carrieth a rattle
of paper or parchment with him when he goeth about
in the morning to gather his goslings together, the
noise whereof cometh no sooner to their ears than
they fall to gaggling, and hasten to go with him.
If it happen that the gates be not yet open, or that
none of the house be stirring, it is ridiculous to
see how they will peep under the doors, and never
leave creaking and gaggling till they be let out unto
him to overtake their fellows. With us, where
I dwell, they are not kept in this sort, nor in many
other places, neither are they kept so much for their
bodies as their feathers. Some hold furthermore
an opinion that in over rank soils their dung doth
so qualify the batableness of the soil that their
cattle is thereby kept from the garget, and sundry
other diseases, although some of them come to their
ends now and then by licking up of their feathers.
I might here make mention of other fowls produced
by the industry of man, as between the pheasant cock
and dunghill hen, or between the pheasant and the
ringdove, the peacock and the turkey hen, the partridge
and the pigeon; but, sith I have no more knowledge
of these than what I have gotten by mine ear, I will
not meddle with them. Yet Cardan, speaking of
the second sort, doth affirm it to be a fowl of excellent
beauty. I would likewise intreat of other fowls
which we repute unclean, as ravens, crows, pies, choughs,
rooks, kites, jays, ringtails, starlings, woodspikes,
woodnaws, etc.; but, sith they abound in all countries,
though peradventure most of all in England (by reason
of our negligence), I shall not need to spend any
time in the rehearsal of them. Neither are our
crows and choughs cherished of purpose to catch up
the worms that breed in our soils (as Polydor supposeth),
sith there are no uplandish towns but have (or should
have) nets of their own in store to catch them withal.
Sundry acts of Parliament are likewise made for their
utter destruction, as also the spoil of other ravenous
fowls hurtful to poultry, conies, lambs, and kids,
whose valuation of reward to him that killeth them
is after the head: a device brought from the Goths,
who had the like ordinance for the destruction of their
white crows, and tale made by the beck, which killed
both lambs and pigs. The like order is taken
with us for our vermin as with them also for the rootage
out of their wild beasts, saving that they spared their
greatest bears, especially the white, whose skins are
by custom and privilege reserved to cover those planchers
whereupon their priests do stand at mass, lest he