Thahn Is he the Soldan’s self that has come to rebuke us?

Agmar (with great pride) I am a beggar, and an old beggar.

Slag There is none like my Master.  No traveller has met with cunning like to his, not even those that come from Aethiopia.

Ulf We make you welcome to our town, upon which an evil has fallen, the days being bad for beggary.

Agmar Let none that has known the mystery of roads, or has felt the wind arising new in the morning, or who has called forth out of the souls of men divine benevolence, ever speak any more of any trade or of the miserable gains of shops and the trading men.

OOGNO I but spoke hastily, the times being bad.

Agmar I will put right the times.

Slag There is nothing that my Master cannot do.

Agmar (to Slag) Be silent and attend to me.  I do not know this city, I have travelled from far, having somewhat exhausted the city of Ackara.

Slag My Master was three times knocked down and injured by carriages there, once he was killed and seven times beaten and robbed, and every time he was generously compensated.  He had nine diseases, many of them mortal....

Agmar Be silent, Slag....  Have you any thieves among the calling here?

Ulf We have a few that we call thieves here, Master, but they would scarcely seem thieves to you.  They are not good thieves.

Agmar I shall need the best thief you have.

(Enter two citizens richly clad, Illanaun and Oorander)

Illanaun Therefore we will send galleons to Ardaspes.

Oorander Right to Ardaspes through the silver gates.

(Agmar transfers the thick handle of his long staff to his left armpit, he droops on to it and it supports his weight, he is upright no longer.  His right arm hangs limp and useless.  He hobbles up to the citizens imploring alms.)

Illanaun I am sorry.  I cannot help you.  There have been too many beggars here, and we must decline alms for the good of the town.

Agmar (sitting down and weeping) I have come from far. (Illanaun presently returns and gives Agmar a coin.  Exit Illanaun.  Agmar, erect again, walks back to the others.)

Agmar We shall need fine raiment, let the thief start at once.  Let it rather be green raiment.

Beggar I will go and fetch the thief. (Exit)

Ulf We will dress ourselves as lords and impose upon the city.

OOGNO Yes, yes; we will say we are ambassadors from a far land.

Ulf And there will be good eating.

Slag (in an undertone to Ulf) But you do not know my Master.  Now that you have suggested that we shall go as lords, he will make a better suggestion.  He will suggest that we should go as kings.

Ulf (incredulous) Beggars as kings!