R said, “Some Rats might make him move, if fastened by their tail.”

    S said, “A Song should now be sung, in hopes to make him laugh!”

    T said, “A Turnip might avail, if sliced or cut in half!”

    U said, “An Urn, with water hot, place underneath his chin!”

V said, “I’ll stand upon a chair, and play a Violin!”

W said, “Some Whisky-Whizzgigs fetch, some marbles and a ball!”

X said, “Some double XX ale would be the best of all!”

Y said, “Some Yeast mixed up with salt would make a perfect plaster!”

Z said, “Here is a box of Zinc!  Get in, my little master! 
We’ll shut you up!  We’ll nail you down!  We will, my little
master! 
We think we’ve all heard quite enough of this your sad
disaster!”