Nonsense Song eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 43 pages of information about Nonsense Song.

Nonsense Song eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 43 pages of information about Nonsense Song.

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Notwithstanding which, she proceeded to insert all the feathers—­two hundred and sixty in number—­in her bonnet; thereby causing it to have a lovely and glittering appearance, highly prepossessing and efficacious.

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The next thing that happened to them was in a narrow part of the sea, which was so entirely full of fishes that the boat could go on no farther:  so they remained there about six weeks, till they had eaten nearly all the fishes, which were soles, and all ready-cooked, and covered with shrimp-sauce, so that there was no trouble whatever.  And as the few fishes who remained uneaten complained of the cold, as well as of the difficulty they had in getting any sleep on account of the extreme noise made by the arctic bears and the tropical turnspits, which frequented the neighborhood in great numbers, Violet most amiably knitted a small woollen frock for several of the fishes, and Slingsby administered some opium-drops to them; through which kindness they became quite warm, and slept soundly.

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Then they came to a country which was wholly covered with immense orange-trees of a vast size, and quite full of fruit.  So they all landed, taking with them the tea-kettle, intending to gather some of the oranges, and place them in it.  But, while they were busy about this, a most dreadfully high wind rose, and blew out most of the parrot-tail feathers from Violet’s bonnet.  That, however, was nothing compared with the calamity of the oranges falling down on their heads by millions and millions, which thumped and bumped and bumped and thumped them all so seriously, that they were obliged to run as hard as they could for their lives; besides that the sound of the oranges rattling on the tea-kettle was of the most fearful and amazing nature.

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Nevertheless, they got safely to the boat, although considerably vexed and hurt; and the Quangle-Wangle’s right foot was so knocked about, that he had to sit with his head in his slipper for at least a week.

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This event made them all for a time rather melancholy:  and perhaps they might never have become less so, had not Lionel, with a most praiseworthy devotion and perseverance, continued to stand on one leg, and whistle to them in a loud and lively manner; which diverted the whole party so extremely that they gradually recovered their spirits, and agreed that whenever they should reach home, they would subscribe towards a testimonial to Lionel, entirely made of gingerbread and raspberries, as an earnest token of their sincere and grateful infection.

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After sailing on calmly for several more days, they came to another country, where they were much pleased and surprised to see a countless multitude of white Mice with red eyes, all sitting in a great circle, slowly eating custard-pudding with the most satisfactory and polite demeanor.

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