If it does not then, it never will; and in that case the pig may be let loose, and the whole process may be considered as finished.

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NONSENSE BOTANY.

[Illustration:  Baccopipia Gracilis.]

[Illustration:  Bottlephorkia Spoonifolia.]

[Illustration:  Cockatooca Superba.]

[Illustration:  Fishia Marina.]

[Illustration:  Guittara Pensilis.]

[Illustration:  Manypeeplia Upsidownia.]

[Illustration:  Phattfacia Stupenda.]

[Illustration:  Piggiwiggia Pyramidalis.]

[Illustration:  Plumbunnia Nutritiosa.]

[Illustration:  Pollybirdia Singularis.]

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NONSENSE ALPHABETS.

A

[Illustration]

A was an ant
Who seldom stood still,
And who made a nice house
In the side of a hill.

a! 
Nice little ant!

B

[Illustration]

B was a book
With a binding of blue,
And pictures and stories
For me and for you.

b! 
Nice little book!

C

[Illustration]

C was a cat
Who ran after a rat;
But his courage did fail
When she seized on his tail.

c! 
Crafty old cat!

D

[Illustration]

D was a duck
With spots on his back,
Who lived in the water,
And always said “Quack!”

d! 
Dear little duck!

E

[Illustration]

E was an elephant,
Stately and wise: 
He had tusks and a trunk,
And two queer little eyes.

e! 
Oh, what funny small eyes!

F

[Illustration]

F was a fish
Who was caught in a net;
But he got out again,
And is quite alive yet.

f! 
Lively young fish!

G

[Illustration]

G was a goat
Who was spotted with brown: 
When he did not lie still
He walked up and down.

g! 
Good little goat!

H

[Illustration]

H was a hat
Which was all on one side;
Its crown was too high,
And its brim was too wide.

h! 
Oh, what a hat!

I

[Illustration]

I was some ice
So white and so nice,
But which nobody tasted;
And so it was wasted.

i! 
All that good ice!

J

[Illustration]

J was a jackdaw
Who hopped up and down
In the principal street
Of a neighboring town.

j! 
All through the town!