and have therefore all along informed the public that
we intend to give them our advices for our own sakes,
and are labouring to make our lucubrations come to
some price in money, for our more convenient support
in the service of the public. It is certain,
that many other schemes have been proposed to me; as
a friend offered to show me a treatise he had writ,
which he called “The Whole Art of Life, or the
Introduction to Great Men, illustrated in a Pack of
Cards.” But being a novice at all manner
of play I declined the offer. Another advised
me, for want of money, to set up my coach and practise
physic, but having been bred a scholar, I feared I
should not succeed that way neither; therefore resolved
to go on in my present project. But you are to
understand, that I shall not pretend to raise a credit
to this work, upon the weight of my politic news only,
but, as my Latin sentence in the title-page informs
you, shall take anything that offers for the subject
of my discourse. Thus, new persons, as well as
new things, are to come under my consideration; as,
when a toast, or a wit, is first pronounced such,
you shall have the freshest advice of their preferment
from me, with a description of the beauty’s manner,
and the wit’s style; as also, in whose places
they are advanced. For this town is never good-natured
enough to raise one, without depressing another.
But it is my design, to avoid saying anything, of
any person, which ought justly to displease; but shall
endeavour, by the variety of the matter and style,
to give entertainment for men of pleasure, without
offence to those of business.
White’s Chocolate-house, April 18.
All hearts at present pant for two ladies only[96],
who have for some time engrossed the dominion of the
town. They are indeed both exceeding charming,
but differ very much in their excellences. The
beauty of Clarissa is soft, that of Chloe piercing.
When you look at Clarissa, you see the most exact
harmony of feature, complexion, and shape; you find
in Chloe nothing extraordinary in any one of those
particulars, but the whole woman irresistible.
Clarissa looks languishing; Chloe, killing. Clarissa
never fails of gaining admiration; Chloe, of moving
desire. The gazers at Clarissa are at first unconcerned,
as if they were observing a fine picture. They
who behold Chloe, at the first glance, discover transport,
as if they met their dearest friend. These different
perfections are suitably represented by the last great
painter Italy has sent us, Mr. Jervas.[97] Clarissa
is, by that skilful hand, placed in a manner that
looks artless, and innocent of the torments she gives;
Chloe drawn with a liveliness that shows she is conscious,
but not affected, of her perfections. Clarissa
is a shepherdess; Chloe, a country girl. I must
own, the design of Chloe’s picture shows, to
me, great mastery in the painter; for nothing could
be better imagined than the dress he has given her,
of a straw hat and riband, to represent that sort of