He had no sooner spoke, but I snatched his hat off
his head, and clapped his upon my own, and burst out
a-laughing again; upon which we all fell a-laughing
for half an hour. One of the Honest Fellows got
behind me in the interim, and hit me a sound slap on
the back; upon which he got the laugh out of my hands,
and it was such a twang on my shoulders, that I confess
he was much merrier than I. I was half angry; but
resolved to keep up the good humour of the company;
and after holloing as loud as I could possibly, I
drank off a bumper of claret, that made me stare again.
“Nay,” says one of the Honest Fellows,
“Mr. Isaac is in the right, there is no conversation
in this; what signifies jumping, or hitting one another
on the back? Let’s drink about.”
We did so from seven o’clock till eleven; and
now I am come hither, and, after the manner of the
wise Pythagoras, begin to reflect upon the passages
of the day. I remember nothing, but that I am
bruised to death; and as it is my way to write down
all the good things I have heard in the last conversation
to furnish my paper, I can from this only tell you
my sufferings and my bangs. I named Pythagoras
just now, and I protest to you, as he believed men
after death entered into other species, I am now and
then tempted to think other animals enter into men,
and could name several on two legs, that never discover
any sentiment above what is common with the species
of a lower kind; as we see in these bodily wits whom
I was with to-night, whose parts consist in strength
and activity; but their boisterous mirth gives me great
impatience for the return of such happiness as I enjoyed
in a conversation last week. Among others in
that company, we had Florio, who never interrupted
any man living when he was speaking, or ever ceased
to speak, but others lamented that he had done.
His discourse ever arises from a fulness of the matter
before him, and not from ostentation or triumph of
his understanding; for though he seldom delivers what
he need fear being repeated, he speaks without having
that end in view; and his forbearance of calumny or
bitterness, is owing rather to his good nature than
his discretion; for which reason, he is esteemed a
gentleman perfectly qualified for conversation, in
whom a general goodwill to mankind takes off the necessity
of caution and circumspection. We had at the
same time that evening the best sort of companion that
can be, a good-natured old man. This person meets
in the company of young men, veneration for his benevolence,
and is not only valued for the good qualities of which
he is master, but reaps an acceptance from the pardon
he gives to other men’s faults: and the
ingenuous sort of men with whom he converses, have
so just a regard for him, that he rather is an example,
than a check to their behaviour. For this reason,
as Senecio never pretends to be a man of pleasure
before youth, so young men never set up for wisdom
before Senecio; so that you never meet, where he is,