us, I understand, for having broken “the bond
of Teutonism”—a bond which the Prussians
have strictly observed, both in breach and observance.
We note it in the open annexation of lands wholly
inhabited by negroes, such as Denmark. We note
it equally in their instant and joyful recognition
of the flaxen hair and light blue eyes of the Turks.
But it is still the abstract principle of Prof.
Harnack which interests me most, and in following
it I have the same complexity of inquiry, but the
same simplicity of result. Comparing the professor’s
concern about “Teutonism” with his unconcern
about Belgium, I can only reach the following result:
“A man need not keep a promise he has made.
But a man must keep a promise he has not made.”
There certainly was a treaty binding Britain to Belgium,
if it was only a scrap of paper. If there was
any treaty binding Britain with Teutonism it is, to
say the least of it, a lost scrap of paper—almost
what one might call a scrap of waste paper. Here
again the pedants under consideration exhibit the
illogical perversity that makes the brain reel.
There is obligation and there is no obligation; sometimes
it appears that Germany and England must keep faith
with each other; sometimes that Germany need not keep
faith with anybody and anything; sometimes that we,
alone among European peoples, are almost entitled
to be Germans; sometimes that besides us Russians
and Frenchmen almost rise to a Germanic loveliness
of character. But through all there is, hazy
but not hypocritical, this sense of some common Teutonism.
Prof. Haeckel, another of the witnesses raised
up against us, attained to some celebrity at one time
through proving the remarkable resemblance between
two different things by printing duplicate pictures
of the same thing. Prof. Haeckel’s
contribution to biology, in this case, was exactly
like Prof. Harnack’s contribution to ethnology.
Prof. Harnack knows what a German is like.
When he wants to imagine what an Englishman is like
he simply photographs the same German over again.
In both cases there is probably sincerity, as well
as simplicity. Haeckel was so certain that the
species illustrated in embryo really are closely related
and linked up that it seemed to him a small thing to
simplify it by mere repetition. Harnack is so
certain that the German and Englishman are almost
alike that he really risks the generalization that
they are exactly alike. He photographs, so to
speak, the same fair and foolish face twice over,
and calls it a remarkable resemblance between cousins.
Thus he can prove the existence of Teutonism just about
as conclusively as Haeckel has proved the more tenable
proposition of the non-existence of God.
Germans and English.