The verses you sent on the bottling your wine
Were, in every one’s judgment, exceedingly fine;
And I must confess, as a dean and divine,
I think you inspired by the Muses all nine. 
I nicely examined them every line,
And the worst of them all like a barn-door did shine;
O, that Jove would give me such a talent as thine! 
With Delany or Dan I would scorn to combine. 
I know they have many a wicked design;
And, give Satan his due, Dan begins to refine. 
However, I wish, honest comrade of mine,
You would really on Thursday leave St. Catharine,[1]
Where I hear you are cramm’d every day like a swine;
With me you’ll no more have a stomach to dine,
Nor after your victuals lie sleeping supine;
So I wish you were toothless, like Lord Masserine. 
But were you as wicked as lewd Aretine,[2]
I wish you would tell me which way you incline. 
If when you return your road you don’t line,
On Thursday I’ll pay my respects at your shrine,
Wherever you bend, wherever you twine,
In square, or in opposite, circle, or trine. 
Your beef will on Thursday be salter than brine;
I hope you have swill’d with new milk from the kine,
As much as the Liffee’s outdone by the Rhine;
And Dan shall be with us with nose aquiline. 
If you do not come back we shall weep out our eyne;
Or may your gown never be good Lutherine. 
The beef you have got I hear is a chine;
But if too many come, your madam will whine;
And then you may kiss the low end of her spine. 
But enough of this poetry Alexandrine;
I hope you will not think this a pasquine.

[Footnote 1:  The seat of Lady Mountcashel, near Dublin.—­F.]

[Footnote 2:  Pietro Aretino (1492-1557), an Italian poet noted for his satirical and licentious verse,—­W.  E. B.]

A COPY OF A COPY OF VERSES FROM THOMAS SHERIDAN, CLERK, TO GEORGE-NIM-DAN-DEAN, ESQ.[1]

Written July 15, 1721, at night.

I’d have you t’ know, George, Dan, Dean, and Nim,
That I’ve learned how verse t’ compose trim,
Much better b’half th’n you, n’r you, n’r him,
And that I’d rid’cule their’nd your flam-flim. 
Ay b’t then, p’rhaps, says you, t’s a merry whim,
With ‘bundance of mark’d notes i’ th’ rim,
So th’t I ought n’t for t’ be morose ‘nd t’ look grim,
Think n’t your ‘p’stle put m’ in a megrim;
Though ’n rep’t’t’on day, I ‘ppear ver’ slim,
Th’ last bowl’t Helsham’s did m’ head t’ swim,
So th’t I h’d man’ aches ’n v’ry scrubb’d limb,
Cause th’ top of th’ bowl I h’d oft us’d t’ skim;
And b’sides D’lan’ swears th’t I h’d swall’w’d s’v’r’l brim-
Mers, ’nd that my vis’ge’s cov’r’d o’er with r’d pim-
Ples:  m’r’o’er though m’ scull were (’s ’tis n’t) ’s strong’s tim-
Ber, ‘t must have ach’d.  Th’ clans of th’ c’llege Sanh’drim,
Pres’nt the’r humbl’ and ‘fect’nate respects; that’s t’ say,
    D’ln’, ‘chlin, P. Ludl’, Dic’ St’wart, H’lsham, Capt’n
    P’rr’ Walmsl’, ’nd Long sh’nks Timm.[2]