On the puppy pair of Dicks: 
By their lantern jaws and leathern,
You might swear they both are brethren: 
Dick Fitzbaker,[15] Dick the player,[15]
Old acquaintance, are you there? 
Dear companions, hug and kiss,
Toast Old Glorious in your piss;
Tie them, keeper, in a tether,
Let them starve and stink together;
Both are apt to be unruly,
Lash them daily, lash them duly;
Though ’tis hopeless to reclaim them,
Scorpion’s rods, perhaps, may tame them. 
  Keeper, yon old dotard smoke,
Sweetly snoring in his cloak: 
Who is he?  ’Tis humdrum Wynne,[16]
Half encompass’d by his kin: 
There observe the tribe of Bingham,[17]
For he never fails to bring ’em;
And that base apostate Vesey
With Bishop’s scraps grown fat and greasy,
While Wynne sleeps the whole debate,
They submissive round him wait;
(Yet would gladly see the hunks,
In his grave, and search his trunks,)
See, they gently twitch his coat,
Just to yawn and give his vote,
Always firm in his vocation,
For the court against the nation. 
  Those are Allens Jack and Bob,[18]
First in every wicked job,
Son and brother to a queer
Brain-sick brute, they call a peer. 
We must give them better quarter,
For their ancestor trod mortar,
And at Hoath, to boast his fame,
On a chimney cut his name. 
  There sit Clements, Dilks, and Carter;[19]
Who for Hell would die a martyr. 
Such a triplet could you tell
Where to find on this side Hell? 
Gallows Carter, Dilks, and Clements,
Souse them in their own excrements. 
Every mischief’s in their hearts;
If they fail, ’tis want of parts. 
  Bless us!  Morgan,[20] art thou there, man? 
Bless mine eyes! art thou the chairman? 
Chairman to yon damn’d committee! 
Yet I look on thee with pity. 
Dreadful sight! what, learned Morgan
Metamorphosed to a Gorgon![21]
For thy horrid looks, I own,
Half convert me to a stone. 
Hast thou been so long at school,
Now to turn a factious tool? 
Alma Mater was thy mother,
Every young divine thy brother. 
Thou, a disobedient varlet,
Treat thy mother like a harlot! 
Thou ungrateful to thy teachers,
Who are all grown reverend preachers! 
Morgan, would it not surprise one! 
To turn thy nourishment to poison! 
When you walk among your books,
They reproach you with their looks;
Bind them fast, or from their shelves
They’ll come down to right themselves: 
Homer, Plutarch, Virgil, Flaccus,
All in arms, prepare to back us: 
Soon repent, or put to slaughter
Every Greek and Roman author. 
Will you, in your faction’s phrase,
Send the clergy all to graze;[22]
And to make your project pass,
Leave them not a blade of grass? 
How I want thee, humorous Hogarth! 
Thou, I hear, a pleasant rogue art. 
Were but you and I acquainted,
Every monster should be painted: