Title:  Punch, Or The London Charivari, Vol. 101, September 5, 1891

Author:  Various

Release Date:  September 27, 2004 [EBook #13538]

Language:  English

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PUNCH,

Or the London charivari.

Vol. 101.

September 5, 1891.

SOME CIRCULAR NOTES.

CHAPTER III.

REIMS—­NIGHT—­STREETS—­ARRIVAL—­LION D’OR—­DEPRESSION—­LANDLADY—&
shy;BOOTS—­CATHEDRAL—­LONELINESS—­BED.

It is just ten o’clock.  Reims seems to be in bed and fast asleep, except for the presence in the streets of a very few persons, official and unofficial, of whom the former are evidently on the alert as to the movements, slouching and uncertain, of the latter.

We drive under ancient Roman Arch; DAUBINET tells me its history in a vague kind of way, breaking off suddenly to say that I shall see it to-morrow, when, so he evidently wishes me to infer, the Roman Arch will speak for itself.  Then we drive past a desolate-looking Museum.  I believe it is a Museum, though DAUBINET’s information is a trifle uncertain on this point.

We pass a theatre, brilliantly illuminated.  I see posters on the wall advertising the performance.  A gendarme, in full uniform, as if he had come out after playing Sergeant Lupy in Robert Macaire, is pensively airing himself under the facade, but there is no one else within sight,—­no one; not a cocher with whom Sergeant Lupy can chat, nor even a gamin to be ordered off; and though, from one point of view, this exterior desolation may argue well for the business the theatre is doing, yet, as there is no logical certainty that the people, who do not appear outside a show, should therefore necessarily be inside it, the temple of the Drama may, after all, be as empty as was Mr. Crummles’ Theatre, when somebody, looking through a hole in the curtain, announced, in a state of great excitement, the advent of another boy to the pit.

And now we rattle over the stones joltingly, along a fairly well-lighted street.  All the shops fast asleep, with their eyelids closed, that is, their shutters up, all except one establishment, garishly lighted and of defiantly rakish, appearance, with the words Cafe Chantant written up in jets of gas; and within this Cafe, as we jolt along, I espy a dame du comptoir, a weary waiter, and two or three second-class, flashy-looking customers, drinking, smoking, perhaps arguing, at all events, gesticulating,