’Twas certain he could write, and cypher[17] too;
Lands he could measure, terms and tides presage,[18]
And even the story ran that he could gauge:[19] 210
In arguing, too, the parson owned his skill,
For, even though vanquished, he could argue still;
While words of learned length and thundering sound
Amazed the gazing rustics ranged around;
And still they gazed, and still the wonder grew, 215
That one small head could carry all he knew.
But past is all his fame. The very
spot
Where many a time he triumphed is forgot.
Near yonder thorn, that lifts its head
on high,
Where once the sign-post caught the passing
eye, 220
Low lies that house where nut-brown draughts
inspired,
Where grey-beard mirth and smiling toil
retired,
Where village statesmen talked with looks
profound,
And news much older than their ale went
round.
Imagination fondly stoops to trace
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The parlor splendors of that festive place:
The white-washed wall, the nicely sanded
floor,
The varnished clock that clicked behind
the door;
The chest contrived a double debt to pay,
A bed by night, a chest of drawers by
day; 230
The pictures placed for ornament and use,
The twelve good rules,[20] the royal game
of goose;
The hearth, except when winter chilled
the day,
With aspen boughs and flowers and fennel
gay;
While broken tea-cups, wisely kept for
shew, 235
Ranged o’er the chimney, glistened
in a row.
Vain transitory splendors! could not all
Reprieve the tottering mansion from its
fall?
Obscure it sinks, nor shall it more impart
An hour’s importance to the poor
man’s heart. 240
Thither no more the peasant shall repair
To sweet oblivion of his daily care;
No more the farmer’s news, the barber’s
tale,
No more the woodman’s ballad shall
prevail;
No more the smith his dusky brow shall
clear, 245
Relax his ponderous strength, and lean
to hear;
The host himself no longer shall be found
Careful to see the mantling bliss go round;
Nor the coy maid, half willing to be pressed,
Shall kiss the cup to pass it to the rest.
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Yes! let the rich deride, the proud disdain,
These simple blessings of the lowly train;
To me more dear, congenial to my heart,
One native charm, than all the gloss of
art;
Spontaneous joys, where Nature has its
play, 255
The soul adopts, and owns their firstborn
sway;
Lightly they frolic o’er the vacant
mind,
Unenvied, unmolested, unconfined.
But the long pomp, the midnight masquerade,
With all the freaks of wanton wealth arrayed—
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In these, ere triflers half their wish
obtain,
The toiling pleasure sickens into pain;
And, e’en while fashion’s
brightest arts decoy,
The heart distrusting asks if this be
joy.