think it so mighty good dat when he done eat it he
gib you anything you ax him fur, ef you tell him whar
de tree is. Ebe, she took one bite, an’
den she frew dat apple away. ’Wot you mean,
you triflin’ sarpint,’ says she, ‘a
fotchin’ me dat apple wot ain’t good fur
nuffin but ter make cider wid.’ Den de sarpint
he go fotch her a yaller apple, an’ she took
one bite an’ den says she: ’Go ’long
wid ye, you fool sarpint, wot you fotch me dat June
apple wot ain’t got no taste to it?’ Den
de sarpint he think she like sumpin’ sharp, an’
he fotch her a green apple. She takes one bite
ob it, an’ den she frows it at his head, an’
sings out: ’Is you ‘spectin’
me to gib dat apple to yer Uncle Adam an’ gib
him de colic?’ Den de debbil he fotch her a lady-apple,
but she say she won’t take no sich triflin’
nubbins as dat to her husban’, an’ she
took one bite ob it, an’ frew it away. Den
he go fotch her two udder kin’ ob apples, one
yaller wid red stripes, an’ de udder one red
on one side an’ green on de udder,—mighty
good lookin’ apples, too—de kin’
you git two dollars a bar’l fur at the store.
But Ebe, she wouldn’t hab neider ob ’em,
an’ when she done took one bite out ob each one,
she frew it away. Den de ole debbil-sarpint,
he scratch he head, an’ he say to hese’f:
’Dis yer Ebe, she pow’ful ’ticklar
’bout her apples. Reckin I’ll have
ter wait till after fros’, an’ fotch her
a real good one.’ An’ he done wait
till after fros’, and then he fotch her a’
Albemarle pippin, an’ when she took one bite
ob dat, she jus’ go ‘long an’ eat
it all up, core, seeds, an’ all. ‘Look
h’yar, sarpint,’ says she, ’hab you
got anudder ob dem apples in your pocket?’ An’
den he tuk one out, an’ gib it to her. ‘’Cuse
me,’ says she, ‘I’s gwine ter look
up Adam, an’ ef he don’ want ter know
war de tree is wot dese apples grow on, you can hab
him fur a corn-field han’.’
“An’ now, my dear brev’ren,”
said Brother Peter, “while I was a-turnin’
dis subjec’ ober in my min’, an’
wonderin’ how de women come ter hab jus’
seben debbils apiece, I done reckerleck dat bit ob
Scripter wot I heerd at Kyarter’s Mills, an’
I reckin dat ’splains how de debbils got inter
woman. De sarpint he done fotch mudder Ebe seben
apples, an’ ebery one she take a bite out of
gib her a debbil.”
As might have been expected, this sermon produced
a great sensation, and made a deep impression on the
congregation. As a rule the men were tolerably
well satisfied with it; and when the services were
over many of them made it the occasion of shy but
very plainly pointed remarks to their female friends
and relatives.
But the women did not like it at all. Some of
them became angry, and talked very forcibly, and feelings
of indignation soon spread among all the sisters of
the church. If their minister had seen fit to
stay at home and preach a sermon like this to his
own wife (who, it may be remarked, was not present
on this occasion), it would have been well enough,
provided he had made no allusions to outsiders; but
to come there and preach such things to them was entirely
too much for their endurance. Each one of the
women knew she had not seven devils, and only a few
of them would admit of the possibility of any of the
others being possessed by quite so many.