In one of my visits to the village with Master Simon, he proposed that we should stop at the inn, which he wished to show me, as a specimen of a real country inn, the head-quarters of village gossips.  I had remarked it before, in my perambulations about the place.  It has a deep, old-fashioned porch, leading into a large hall, which serves for tap-room and travellers’-room; having a wide fire-place, with high-backed settles on each side, where the wise men of the village gossip over their ale, and hold their sessions during the long winter evenings.  The landlord is an easy, indolent fellow, shaped a little like one of his own beer-barrels, and is apt to stand gossiping at his door, with his wig on one side, and his hands in his pockets, whilst his wife and daughter attend to customers.  His wife, however, is fully competent to manage the establishment; and, indeed, from long habitude, rules over all the frequenters of the tap-room as completely as if they were her dependants instead of her patrons.  Not a veteran ale-bibber but pays homage to her, having, no doubt, been often in her arrears.  I have already hinted that she is on very good terms with Ready-Money Jack.  He was a sweetheart of hers in early life, and has always countenanced the tavern on her account.  Indeed, he is quite the “cock of the walk” at the tap-room.

As we approached the inn, we heard some one talking with great volubility, and distinguished the ominous words, “taxes,” “poor’s rates,” and “agricultural distress.”  It proved to be a thin, loquacious fellow, who had penned the landlord up in one corner of the porch, with his hands in his pockets as usual, listening with an air of the most vacant acquiescence.

The sight seemed to have a curious effect on Master Simon, as he squeezed my arm, and, altering his course, sheered wide of the porch, as though he had not had any idea of entering.  This evident evasion induced me to notice the orator more particularly.  He was meagre, but active in his make, with a long, pale, bilious face; a black beard, so ill-shaven as to bloody his shirt-collar, a feverish eye, and a hat sharpened up at the sides, into a most pragmatical shape.  He had a newspaper in his hand, and seemed to be commenting on its contents, to the thorough conviction of mine host.

At sight of Master Simon, the landlord was evidently a little flurried, and began to rub his hands, edge away from his corner, and make several profound publican bows; while the orator took no other notice of my companion than to talk rather louder than before, and with, as I thought, something of an air of defiance.  Master Simon, however, as I have before said, sheered off from the porch, and passed on, pressing my arm within his, and whispering, as we got by, in a tone of awe and horror, “That’s a radical! he reads Cobbett!”