And so it was Toad who now superintended everything, and both dispensed the stores and made provision for the household.
She drove all the hired cooks and pancake rollers out of the house—they were only eating her master out of house and home, she said.
The lefser were laid together without any sirup between them, and she gave out fat instead of butter. She distributed it herself, and packed it up in their Nistebommers[4].
Never had the general dealer known the heavy household business disposed of so quickly as it was that year. He was quite astonished.
And he was really dumfoundered when Toad took him up into the store-room, and showed him how little had been consumed, and how the cured shoulders of mutton and the hams hung down from the rafters in rows and rows.
“So long as things went on as they were going now,” said he, “she should have the control of the household like mother herself,” for his wife was now bedridden in her room upstairs.
And at Yule-tide Toad baked and roasted, and cut things down so finely that her fellow-servants were almost driven to chew their wooden spoons and gnaw bones.
But such fat calves, and such ribs of pork, and such lefser filled with both sirup and butter, and such moelje[5] and splendid fare for the guests that came to his house at Christmas-time the general dealer had never seen before.
Then the general dealer took her by the arm, and right down into the shop they both went together.
She might take what she would, said he, both of kirtles and neckerchiefs and other finery, so that she might dress and go in and out as if she were mother herself; and she might provide herself with beads and silk as much as she liked. There was nothing that she might not have.
But when the bailiff and the sexton sat at cards, and Toad came in to lay the table-cloth, they were like to have rolled off their chairs. Such a sight they had never seen before. Toad had rigged herself up with all manner of parti-coloured ’kerchiefs, and trimmed her hairy poll with blue and yellow and green ribbons till it looked like a cart-horse’s tail. But they said nothing, for the sake of the general dealer, who thought she looked so smart, and was calling her in continually.
And they were forced to confess that the wench spared neither meat nor ale nor brandy. And on the third evening, when they got so drunk that they lay there like logs, she carried them off to bed as if they were sucking babes.
And so it went on, with feasting and entertaining, right up to the twentieth day after Christmas Day, and beyond it.
And that wench Toad used to smirk and stare about the room; and whenever they didn’t laugh or jest enough with her, she would plant herself right in the middle of the floor, and turn herself about in all her finery to attract notice, and say, “It’s me!”