“I was ill, and neglected, but soon recovered sufficiently to kill sixty-six bulls in succession.”
“Surely you are exaggerating?”
“You are perfectly right,” he answered, with a blush. “I killed sixty-five—the sixty-sixth was only mortally wounded. And now the people made an idol of me. I was absolutely worshipped”—
“Come to the point,” I said, in a tone that showed I was not to be trifled with.
“No that was the fate of JUAN. At the end of a game of toros (which is Spanish for marbles) he said to me (in excellent Spanish), ‘MONTI, me bhoy, philaloo! ye will shtay by me?’ ’That will I—as shure as me name is TIM—I should say MONTI,’ I responded, in choice Castilian. The bull came up, I looked him in the eye, raised my shillalo (a short Spanish club), and, crying ‘Whist!’ he cut for partners. JUAN was cut a deal.”
“That bull was a ripper,” I murmured.
“Bedad he was that, Sorr,” returned the dotard, whose Spanish became more and more Castilian every moment. “CLEMENICA died the next morning. But I am remorseful—that I did not kill her myself. And now I have had my revenge! I have told ye the story! I know you—your name’s H-A-R-”—
He gave a gasp and died.
But I too had my revenge. I sent the tale I had just heard to the F-rtn-ghtly R-v-w.
M.F.H.
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