No king her feet did ever kiss,
  Or had from her worse look than this;
  Nor did she ever hope
  To saint one with a rope,
        And yet she is a Pope.

  A female Pope you’ll say, a second Joan! 
  No, sure she is Pope Innocent, or none!

A GOOD PARAPHRASE
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On the eve of a battle an officer came to ask permission of the Marechal de Toiras to go and see his father, who was on his death-bed.  “Go,” said the general, “you honour your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land.”

IRISH PRIEST
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An Irish peasant complained to the Catholic priest of his parish that some person had stolen his best pig, and supplicated his reverence to help him to the discovery of the thief.  The priest promised his best endeavours; and, his inquiries soon leading him to a correct enough guess as to the offender, he took the following amusing method of bringing the matter home to him.  Next Sunday, after the service of the day, he called out with a loud voice, fixing his eyes on the suspected individual, “Who stole Pat Doolan’s pig?” There was a long pause, and no answer; he did not expect that there would be any; and descended from the pulpit without saying a word more.  A second Sunday arriving without the pig being restored in the interval, his reverence, again looking steadfastly at the stubborn purloiner and throwing a deep note of anger into the tone of his voice, repeated the question.  “Who stole Pat Doolan’s pig?  I say, who stole poor Pat Doolan’s pig?” Still there was no answer, and the question was left as before, to work its effect in secret on the conscience of the guilty individual.  The hardihood of the offender, however, exceeded all the honest priest’s calculations.  A third Sunday arrived, and Pat Doolan was still without his pig.  Some stronger measure now became necessary.  After service was performed his reverence, dropping the question of “Who stole Pat Doolan’s pig?” but still without directly accusing any one of the theft, reproachfully exclaimed, “Jimmie Doran!  Jimmie Doran! you trate me with contimpt.”  Jimmie Doran hung down his head, and next morning the pig was found at the door of Pat Doolan’s cabin.

A DIGRESSION
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The celebrated Henderson, the actor, was seldom known to be in a passion.  When at Oxford, he was one day debating with a fellow student, who, not keeping his temper, threw a glass of wine in his face.  Mr. Henderson took out his handkerchief, wiped his face, and coolly said, “That, sir, was a digression; now for the argument.”

FORTUNE-TELLER
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