just so’s he got a bet,
he was satisfied.
But still he was lucky, uncommon lucky; he most always
come out winner. He was always ready and laying
for a chance; there couldn’t be no solit’ry
thing mentioned but that feller’d offer to bet
on it, and take any side you please, as I was just
telling you. If there was a horse-race, you’d
find him flush, or you’d find him busted at the
end of it. If there was a dog-fight, he’d
bet on it; if there was a cat-fight, he’d bet
on it; if there was a chicken-fight, he’d bet
on it; why, if there was two birds sitting on a fence
he would bet you which one would fly first; or if
there was a camp-meeting, he would be there reg’lar
to bet on Parson Walker, which he judged to be the
best exhorter about here—and so he was,
too, and a good man. If he even seen a straddle-bug
start to go anywheres, he would bet you how long it
would take to get wherever he was going to, and if
you took him up, he would foller that straddle-bug
to Mexico, but what he would find out where he was
bound for and how long he was on the road. Lots
of boys here has seen that Smiley, and can tell you
about him. Why, it never made no difference to
him—he would bet on
any thing—the
dangest feller. Parson Walker’s wife laid
very sick once, for a good while, and it seemed as
if they warn’t going to save her; but one morning
he come in, and Smiley asked how she was, and he said
she was considerable better—thank the Lord
for his inf’nit mercy—and coming on
so smart that, with the blessing of Prov’dence,
she’d get well yet; and Smiley, before he thought,
says, “Well, I’ll risk two-and-a-half
that she don’t, anyway.”
Thish-yer Smiley had a mare—the boys called
her the fifteen-minute nag, but that was only in fun,
you know, because, of course, she was faster than
that—and he used to win money on that horse,
for all she was so slow and always had the asthma,
or the distemper, or the consumption, or something
of that kind. They used to give her two or three
hundred yards’ start, and then pass her under
way; but always at the fag-end of the race she’d
get excited and desperate-like, and come cavorting
and straddling up, and scattering her legs around
limber, sometimes in the air, and sometimes out to
one side amongst the fences, and kicking up m-o-r-e
dust and raising m-o-r-e racket with her coughing and
sneezing and blowing her nose—and always
fetch up at the stand, just about a neck ahead, as
near as you could cypher it down.
And he had a little small bull-pup, that to look at
him you’d think he wan’t worth a cent,
but to set around and look ornery, and lay for a chance
to steal something. But as soon as money was upon
him, he was a different dog; his under-jaw’d
begin to stick out like the fo’castle of a steamboat,
and his teeth would uncover, and shine savage like
the furnaces. And a dog might tackle him, and
bully-rag him, and bite him, and throw him over his
shoulder two or three times, and Andrew Jackson—which