THE BED-BOOK OF HAPPINESS

Theisse
[Sidenote:  Richter]

In his seventy-second year his face is a thanksgiving for his former life, and a love-letter to all mankind.

Richter
[Sidenote:  Carlyle]

We have heard that he was a man universally loved, as well as honoured ... a friendly, true, and high-minded man; copious in speech, which was full of grave, genuine humour; contented with simple people and simple pleasures; and himself of the simplest habits and wishes.

Broken studies
[Sidenote:  Richter]

I deny myself my evening meal in my eagerness to work; but the interruptions by my children I cannot deny myself.

THE GREAT CONDE
[Sidenote:  Percy Anecdotes]

The Great Conde passing through the city of Sens, which belonged to Burgundy, and of which he was the governor, took great pleasure in disconcerting the different companies who came to compliment him.  The Abbe Boileau, brother of the poet, was commissioned to make a speech to the Prince at the head of the chapter.  Conde wishing to disconcert the orator, advanced his head and large nose towards the Abbe, as if with the intention of hearing him more distinctly, but in reality to make him blunder if possible.  The Abbe, who perceived his design, pretended to be greatly embarrassed, and thus began his speech:  “My lord, your highness ought not to be surprised to see me tremble, when I appear before you at the head of a company of ecclesiastics; were I at the head of an army of thirty thousand men, I should tremble much more.”  The Prince was so charmed with this sally that he embraced the orator without suffering him to proceed.  He asked his name; and when he found that he was brother to M. Despreaux, he redoubled his attentions, and invited him to dinner.

The Prince on another occasion thought himself offended by the Abbe de Voisenon; Voisenon, hearing of this, went to Court to exculpate himself.  As soon as the Prince saw him he turned away from him.  “Thank God!” said Voisenon, “I have been misinformed, sir; your highness does not treat me as if I were an enemy.”  “How do you see that, M. Abbe?” said his highness coldly over his shoulder.  “Because, sir,” answered the Abbe, “your highness never turns your back upon an enemy.”  “My dear Abbe,” exclaimed the Prince and Field-Marshal, turning round and taking him by the hand, “it is quite impossible for any man to be angry with you.”

A CLASSICAL ASS
[Sidenote:  Percy Anecdotes]