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THEN AND NOW.
MR. PUNCH’S JUBILEE RETROSPECT.
["Punch and the Elections
were the only matters which
occupied the public mind on
July 17, 1841.”—Introduction to
“Punch,” Vol.
I.]
Fifty years ago, my Public, fifty years
ago!
Faith, the years fleet swiftly onward,
though sad hours seem slow.
Forty-One beheld my advent, Friend of
Truth and Fun;
From my sanctum still I greet you
now in Ninety-One.
“Punch and the Elections!” Truly a compendious text. With how many Burning Questions men to-day are vext! Then the Whigs perceived their tether pretty nearly run, And—they’re watching Bye-Elections now in Ninety-One.
Then Lord JOHN was on the Treasury Bench,
though ill at ease,
Thence to be soon torn—like
Theseus;—PEEL, the Hercules.
Now SMITH smiles a toothy smile in little
JOHNNY’s place,
White the Grand Old Hercules sits watching
grave of face.
He remembers Forty-One! Few, except Punch and him, Linger from those brave old days, now distant grown and dim! He has reached his Jubilee, as Punch this year hath done. Veterans both, we drink each other’s health in Ninety-One!
Forty-One was fierce and fiery. Young
DISRAELI then
Bravely buttered stout Sir ROBERT as the
best of men.
Pheugh! But in how short a time was
BEN’s envenomed steel
Destined to find rankling lodgment in
the breast of PEEL!
Now? Well, there is jaunty JOSEPH
poisoning his pint;
Seeking in GRANDOLMAN’s mail some
penetrable joint!
Heroes and ex-armour-bearers still keep
up the fun;
One-and-Forty saw it so, and so does Ninety-One!
Mr. SHARMAN CRAWFORD (who was he? Let quidnuncs guess!) Moved Amendment relative to “Popular Distress.” Then his cure was Wider Suffrage. Now what would it be? Land with little or no Rent, and Education Free?
Then the Corn Laws cramped Free Trade;
free Competition now
Breeds the Sweater, harsh exploiter of
the toiler’s brow,
When brave PEEL achieved Repeal some deemed
the task was done,
But Commissions upon Labour sit in Ninety-One.
SIBTHORP then amused St. Stephen’s;
we have SEYMOUR KEAY,
D’ORSAY then was wit and dandy,
OSCAR WILDE have we.
And if wild FEARGUS O’CONNOR fashioned
Land Schemes then,
BURNS and MORRIS well can match him now
with tongue or pen.
Then TOM HOOD could sing that Song[1]
which moved a world to tears,
London Laundrydom on Strike now in Hyde
park appears.
Ah! since Eighteen Forty-One much has
been tried—and done,
But Punch finds no lack of labour
e’en in Ninety-One!
The HER MAJESTY, a Maiden Queen, fresh
graced the Throne,
Now her Royal Jubilee is full four years
bygone.
He who has illumed her reign with wisdom,
wit, and fun,
Greets her loyally to-day as then, in
Forty-One.