good; it did not exhibit the author of “John
Gilpin” in a brilliant light; it was not even
uttered by the poet—he had merely smiled
at it; yet it had the effect of rekindling the vapid
embers about the dear old hearthstone of Olney, and
the shy, gentle creatures that used to disport there
among the hares when nobody was looking became for
a moment more real from the citation. Now, the
question is, What is the superiority of a new piece
of gossip like this, which involves no witticism and
confers no wisdom, over the next bit of history that
will be exchanged between the heroines of the alley-gate?
When Mrs. Jones tells Mrs. Baker that Mrs. Briggs
has delivered a daughter, and that Mr. Briggs said
he had rather she had given him a wooden leg, the
epigram is quite as good as a Bric-a-Brac anecdote,
the people are quite as worthy as Cowper’s barber,
and the effect upon the history of letters quite as
close and important. With this demurrer, we will
apply ourselves for a moment to Mr. Stoddard’s
last collection, which of course we relish as much
as anybody. We could wish that, after discharging
his very well-executed duty of writing the preface,
he could find some further time for elucidating the
text. The present book being about three people,
whose memoirs are taken from three volumes, it is
confusing to the reader to find on a page headed “Rogers”
or “Scott” a foot-note about what “my
father” said or what “my friend”
remembered, without anything to point out that the
authority is other than Mr. Stoddard’s father
or friend. Other peculiarities, too, suggest
that the pretty little volume is clipped instead of
edited: on page 134 we find that “William,
who had lived many years with Hook, grew rich and
saucy. The latter used to assert of him that
for the first three years he was as good a servant
as ever came into a house; for the next two a kind
and considerate friend; and afterward an abominably
bad master.” And on page 240, that when
Rogers was condoled with about the death of
an old servant, he exclaimed, “Well, I don’t
know that I feel his loss so much, after all.
For the first seven years he was an obliging
servant; for the second seven years an agreeable
companion; but for the last seven years he was a tyrannical
master.” This duality of epigrams seems
to show a discrepancy somewhere; or are we to believe
that the wits of the Regency used to drive their jokes
as hired hacks, like the livery carriages employed
by faded dowagers in Hampton Court? The rest of
the little book is perhaps free from duplicates.
It is a good one to turn over for an hour in the cars,
which is perhaps all it claims to be. The anecdotes
are good old familiar anecdotes, but it is pleasant
to have them strung on a thread. We are reminded
that the original Bride of Lammermoor was a Miss Dalrymple;
that the “laughing Tom” of Thackeray’s
“Ballad of Bouillabaise” was Thomas Frazer,
Paris correspondent of the Morning Chronicle;
that the dramatist of Nicholas Nickleby, so
savagely assaulted by Dickens in the course of the
work, was a Mr. Moncrief, who would never have prepared
the story for the stage if Dickens had intimated his
objection.