Best Russian Short Stories eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 355 pages of information about Best Russian Short Stories.

Best Russian Short Stories eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 355 pages of information about Best Russian Short Stories.
a moment, gentlemen, the situation of this enemy of society when he is accused wholesale of an offence which he not only never committed, but which he is ready to resist with the whole strength of his soul.  It goes without saying that he will feel the outrage of such an injustice more keenly than a normal, average, fortunate citizen.  Now, we declare that the accusation brought against us is utterly devoid of all basis, not merely of fact but even of logic.  I intend to prove this in a few words if the honourable committee will kindly listen.”

“Proceed,” said the chairman.

“Please do ...  Please ...” was heard from the barristers, now animated.

“I offer you my sincere thanks in the name of all my comrades.  Believe me, you will never repent your attention to the representatives of our ... well, let us say, slippery, but nevertheless difficult, profession.  ‘So we begin,’ as Giraldoni sings in the prologue to Pagliacci.

“But first I would ask your permission, Mr. Chairman, to quench my thirst a little...  Porter, bring me a lemonade and a glass of English bitter, there’s a good fellow.  Gentlemen, I will not speak of the moral aspect of our profession nor of its social importance.  Doubtless you know better than I the striking and brilliant paradox of Proudhon:  La propriete c’est le vol—­a paradox if you like, but one that has never yet been refuted by the sermons of cowardly bourgeois or fat priests.  For instance:  a father accumulates a million by energetic and clever exploitation, and leaves it to his son—­a rickety, lazy, ignorant, degenerate idiot, a brainless maggot, a true parasite.  Potentially a million rubles is a million working days, the absolutely irrational right to labour, sweat, life, and blood of a terrible number of men.  Why?  What is the ground of reason?  Utterly unknown.  Then why not agree with the proposition, gentlemen, that our profession is to some extent as it were a correction of the excessive accumulation of values in the hands of individuals, and serves as a protest against all the hardships, abominations, arbitrariness, violence, and negligence of the human personality, against all the monstrosities created by the bourgeois capitalistic organisation of modern society?  Sooner or later, this order of things will assuredly be overturned by the social revolution.  Property will pass away into the limbo of melancholy memories and with it, alas! we will disappear from the face of the earth, we, les braves chevaliers d’industrie.”

The orator paused to take the tray from the hands of the porter, and placed it near to his hand on the table.

“Excuse me, gentlemen...  Here, my good man, take this,... and by the way, when you go out shut the door close behind you.”

“Very good, your Excellency!” the porter bawled in jest.

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