officials, clustering round the stoves or before the
fireplaces and shaking in their shoes, asked themselves:
“What will he do? will he increase the number
of clerks? will he dismiss two to make room for three?”
the cashier tranquilly took out twenty-five clean
bank-bills and pinned them together with a satisfied
expression on his beadle face. The next day he
mounted the private staircase and had himself ushered
into the minister’s presence by the lackeys,
who considered the money and the keeper of money,
the contents and the container, the idea and the form,
as one and the same power. The cashier caught
the ministerial pair at the dawn of official delight,
when the newly appointed statesman is benign and affable.
To the minister’s inquiry as to what brings
him there, he replies with the bank-notes,—informing
his Excellency that he hastens to pay him the customary
indemnity. Moreover, he explains the matter to
the minister’s wife, who never fails to draw
freely upon the fund, and sometimes takes all, for
the “outfit” is looked upon as a household
affair. The cashier then proceeds to turn a compliment,
and to slip in a few politic phrases: “If
his Excellency would deign to retain him; if, satisfied
with his purely mechanical services, he would,”
etc. As a man who brings twenty-five thousand
francs is always a worthy official, the cashier is
sure not to leave without his confirmation to the post
from which he has seen a succession of ministers come
and go during a period of, perhaps, twenty-five years.
His next step is to place himself at the orders of
Madame; he brings the monthly thirteen thousand francs
whenever wanted; he advances or delays the payment
as requested, and thus manages to obtain, as they
said in the monasteries, a voice in the chapter.
Formerly book-keeper at the Treasury, when that establishment
kept its books by double entry, the Sieur Saillard
was compensated for the loss of that position by his
appointment as cashier of a ministry. He was a
bulky, fat man, very strong in the matter of book-keeping,
and very weak in everything else; round as a round
O, simple as how-do-you-do, —a man who
came to his office with measured steps, like those
of an elephant, and returned with the same measured
tread to the place Royale, where he lived on the ground-floor
of an old mansion belonging to him. He usually
had a companion on the way in the person of Monsieur
Isidore Baudoyer, head of a bureau in Monsieur de la
Billardiere’s division, consequently one of Rabourdin’s
colleagues. Baudoyer was married to Elisabeth
Saillard, the cashier’s only daughter, and had
hired, very naturally, the apartments above those of
his father-in-law. No one at the ministry had
the slightest doubt that Saillard was a blockhead,
but neither had any one ever found out how far his
stupidity could go; it was too compact to be examined;
it did not ring hollow; it absorbed everything and
gave nothing out. Bixiou (a clerk of whom more
anon) caricatured the cashier by drawing a head in
a wig at the top of an egg, and two little legs at
the other end, with this inscription: “Born
to pay out and take in without blundering. A
little less luck, and he might have been lackey to
the bank of France; a little more ambition, and he
could have been honorably discharged.”